The Donald Trump Score Card

I don't take 'orders' period !!! - You may ASK me, but I have the right to either accept or decline that request.

 

Maybe he's on Paxil now?

 

Yes, I understand. My admirers sometimes say that I write with a blunt instrument?

 

Crayons?

 

That's it!

 

Speaking of orders, here in Northern Indiana the grocers started requiring the shoppers to order on line or phone, the come to the drive-up window or a drive-up tent to collect the groceries from a masked and protected worker. They no longer want the public and workers to be in direct contact.

 

Wrong. Who's upset that he finally took some decisive action? I, at least, was upset because of the initial denial and minimization. Those testing kits are in about the same state of unavailability as the wall. As for the emergency action, we'll see how it works out.

 

Oh no, not Ivanka, too.

 

Zoloft.

Trump in the Rose Garden sounded like the floating white bubble faces in the Zoloft spoof.


Youtube video

MadTV Zoloft/Ecstasy Spoof

 

And guess who's giving us free test kits and masks? It's them China-men!

 

Can I get a covfefe with Covid 19?

 

Covfefe & Covid-19 on the rocks or just neat , sir?

 

This Coronavirus deal here has taken public attention from other news. The Iraqi resistance has been hitting at US troops and even killed a few in recent weeks. That happened after the Iraq parliament and leadership demanded US troops be removed from Iraq after the killing of Iran's General Suleimani. After that official demand to withdraw, Mike Pompeeon from the Trump administration refused to remove US troops from Iraq. During a telephone call with the leadership of Iraq, Trump told them he would confiscate 35 Billion Dollars of Iraqi oil revenues which routinely get processed through a New York bank. Protestors in Baghdad are demanding the government order US troops out, because for many years they had been regarded as mere oil thieves. Trump's threat to take their money just cemented local attitudes regarding Americans. Iraq's oil drilling contracts have gone mostly to China, Russia, and Iran.

 

Ask your doctor if Ecstasy is right for you

Not recommended for aspiring presidents of democracies.

Possible side-effects include:

Falling in love with yourself and world dictators
A desire to hire only close relatives
Toddler behavior
Garbled speech
Inattentiveness
Obesity
Aversion to physical activity
An obsession with 70's music
Lust for porn stars
Orange tinged skin
Cravings for fast food
Belligerence
Malignant bigotry

 

unidentified group of professionals = Trump's personal business advisors

 

Trump has tested negative for coronavirus.

Trump also tested negative for:

compassion
discipline
respect
courtesy
humility
reverence
conscientiousness
leadership
egalitarianism
tolerance
pluralism



Trump has tested negative for coronavirus, White House says
Sonam Sheth, Connor Perrett and Michelle Mark
March 14, 2020

Trump has tested negative for coronavirus, White House says

 

Do you think they would actually tell anybody if he had tested positive....

 

Shaken not stirred?

 

I am not sure that one can get a decent martini in this country anymore. Must be a boomer thing.

 

Can we really trust the white house doctor? He has lied before and claimed Trump was in great health. Come on regardless of political views he is clearly old and overweight. 2 things that a doctor would knock a few points off for. And any legit doctor would keep in mind he has a history of stimulant drug abuse which weakens the heart and mind. So much talk of Biden's dementia but Trump has it too. Both of them going off the rails from time to time. Of course Trumpers don't see it he's such a strong alpha man but again regardless of politics the man is not all there anymore.

We have a disease where humans have zero immune ability to fight it off. Meaning any exposure will get probably you sick, His mind will not allow him to be "weak" and sick. Not just him but I have encountered a few CEO types who hate the idea of being sick. It means they are not in control and productivity goes down. If he's sick the dems were right and people are laughing at him.

Anyone close to him doctor included has agreed to abandon reality. Those that have not were fired. He's sick, it takes several days to show symptoms. And he will get a lot more people sick because the alternative is too hard. If I'm wrong he would literally be a medical miracle. Someone doctors should study to see whats in his DNA makes him immune. Just one example the contact he has had gets most people and he's had several.

Some people during the black plague were like this and their offspring also show resistance to HIV now. Humans can evolve too. Of course he would say he is the perfect cure but he's not.