Martians, aliens are people too!

I don't know if it was real or a dream but I recall beings putting some type of drill into my testicle sac and taking I'm assuming semen. I could feel the vibrations from it. I woke up and I urinated and it was blue.
I remember running through the field and being abducted before that other stuff happened.

 

interesting. I have urinated blue before too. But I knew where the blue came from. The doctor used a blue die inside me for identifying cells.

 

Yeah, I had not been administered anything blue nor drank anything that color.
Very perplexing.
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You want that?? With their tiny little mouths??

 

Well anything is possible, I believe that much. Sometimes dreams feel real too, and maybe some are real. I have had the same dreams as others on the same night, which freaked me out. Can’t explain it. Don’t need to figure that out either. It just happened.

 

so I imagine along with an anal probe, you don’t want your ball sack probed either through your urethra.

 

Nooooooooooooooooooooo way! xD
That sounds so painful. Haha!

 

you better add that for things to say to that Martian when you meet him.

 

I think I rather just hide under the covers and hope they leave peacefully. xD
I don't want my sexual organs touched at all. They are mine and are not available for sale nor rent. xD

 

I recalls a fast food chain had used a dye in their food for st. Patty’s day. It caused blue urine. Food dyes can cause this. If you were on medication too, some of those can cause blue urine, There is also a syndrome called blue diaper syndrome. I am sure you don’t have that though,

 

that sounds like a solid plan, because an alien won’t know you are there if you hide. Don’t think either, they might hear you thinking. “They want my (__!__), they want my <===3”

 

Nope. Nothing that I can recall.

I will now go make a tinfoil hat. c:
Thanks for the advice! xD

 

haha!

you know NASA actually hires planetary protection officers. Perhaps we can get jobs there to keep its spacecrafts, astronauts and earth clean and prevent it being contaminated with alien life forms. This is a very high priority job. Make me a tin foil hat too, we can show up prepared for the job interview.
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You don't want to know my opinions on Nasa and such. xD

 

ah I can imagine. I never said you had to do the job well. . Funny job title. What do you do? I am a planetary protection officer, I am here to protect the earth from martians!

 

Not aliens in general? Just in case there's no life on Mars.

 

The whole project starfish was really frightening, if you don’t know about it... check it out.

 

Nice! xD
I'm the guy that builds the mega computers and secretly studies the aliens and their aircrafts. xD

 

Yes aliens from. Other places too. I like Marvin the martian, so I would not be much help with regards to martians specifically.