Water -v- Alcohol.

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't, and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand,


Ben Franklin said this

"In wine there is wisdom,

In beer there is freedom,

In water there is bacteria."


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.


In other words, we are literally consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.


However,

We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer, (or rum, whiskey or other type of spirits)


Because alcohol has to go through an extensive purification Process of boiling, filtering and fermentation.


Remember Therefore:

Water = Poop,

Wine & Beer = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .


VERIFICATION:

BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION. THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN . . . .


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

 

Ben Franklin lived in a time when it was safer to drink beer and wine, because you couldn’t always trust the water which was filled with nasty little things
like Cryptosporidiosis, Amoebiasis, and Cholera, which killed and sickened millions of people

 

I feel like I've contaminated myself with enough shit for the year only by reading half the OP.

 

if you only drink water it would be a good idea to get a water distiller. anymore the city water supply can't be trusted

 

Did you know that water pretty much goes in every drink?

And stop eating your vegetable greens too they're watered with water.

And don't even think about eating a steak, you know what cows drink don't you?



Lol.

 

I didn't know that …………...

 

in my city, there is another boil order...one after another. the only pure water is distilled

 

my cows prefer dos equis.

 

Sorry mate I don't understand spaghetti.

 

No wonder they're dead...

 

39 years of life as a straight edge, and yet, I STILL don't feel like I'm full of shit. But then again, I live in a country, where the plumbing network actually works. And it's a leftist country too, with a publicly owned, state controlled water supply network. Pure, crystal clear stuff straight from the tap, and not a single case of diarrhea in nearly 4 decades. Go figure...

 

I have a well... City water tastes like bleach.

 

I live in Flint Michigan. I drank some water and now gott another arm growing out my back.

 

when my parents had a spring water setup, that tasted like bleach more than city water. of course, that's because we had to pour a gallon of bleach down there every time we found a dead animal floating around in it.

 

It's alarming how many people seem to know what bleach tastes like.

 

I've always liked the W.C. Fields' quote, "I don't drink water. Fish f__k in it." The only water I drink is one small class with my morning vitamins. The rest of the day I drink beer.

 

Yea fish have sex in water, but all the air you breathe in is literally all fucken plant jizz and nobody bat's an eye.

 

Do fish have genitals?

 

I seriously doubt that's a Benjamin Franklin quote. He at least wouldnt have used the word bacteria