Are you a flirt?

You're all naughty. Santa can't wait!

 

I will put my flirty knickers on. Lol

 

Um.... "Wanna' dance?" was about the limit of my flirting. Too much of that bored me then, and even more so now. Having worked at night clubs as a DJ and bouncer, I saw and heard too many lame examples of flirting to really appreciate someone's idea of "game".

I guess I'm not a flirt.

 

But cute anyway. x

 

My reply: Hmmm....pretty sure I haven't let anyone see me here, but my avatar pic is quite a cutie...all plump and fuzzy. Reminds me of getting the measuring tape out last week and using it on myself. Yep. Plump and fuzzy. You're such a smooth talker, Candy Gal....

 

I don't care what fold look like, it is personality that counts. x

 

My reply: I might have some of that. I can turn every head in the room beet red in a blink. Nothing deliberate, mind you; things just pop out of my mouth sometimes in a way that makes people blink. A lot. First-class entertainment. Along that vein, here's a true story just for yeeewww..:
Phone rings, I answer:
her- Is this X?
me- No, this is his brother.
her- Well, this is nurse so-and-so from the Surgery Center. Can you tell me how he feels?
me- Well, lady, yesterday he got his butt pried open by a perfect stranger. How the hell do you THINK he feels?
her- <laughter, can't stop, either>

Gotta' tell ya....I didn't intend to be such a smart@$$, but I do love hitting a "bullseye" now and then.
Merry Christmas, Candy Gal. I'm gonna' sip some red wine. Too bad we can't share across the pond.

 

I am drinking white cheers to you. Love your humour. x

 

You are quite right Gal.
If a bloke can make a Gal laugh and have fun, he is already half way inside her knickers!

 

My reply: I posted that tale online and showed it to my brother when he came over. He blew coffee across the room. It was awesome. A lot of our conversations seem to end this way. I didn't realize I'd said anything funny until that poor gal cracked up. I think she wet herself. My aquaintances won't let me have a microphone. Can you imagine that? Too funny.

 

Good books. lol
My knicker thread is out the door. lol

 

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MMM let me think. lol

 

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OOH on my way. lol

 

duh, infinite wishes.

 

You win

 

Infinite kisses do? Xxxx