Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

That looks like the pot we used to smoke in the 1990s on the left there. Then along came chronic...

 

Usually people think the things I do to avoid herpes are over the top.

 

Woooah!

 

^
You would never share a J with a stranger that really seems reliable/trustworthy/responsible?

 

No I think you're right, I just misspelled it

 

I promised to never share a joint with a stranger
But you're all I'm thinking of
I cherish every puff
I praise the lord above
For sending me your bud
I really looove it
All my life
I pray for a joint like this
And I think God
That I
That I didnt catch herpes

 

I wonder if anyone but me even remembers that song haha

 

Doesn't ring a bell..!

 

I don't know that one. But I did catch herpes. Both herpes.

 

Please tell us it wasn't by sharing joints or blunts

 

Or you just haven't had a flare up

Most people with herpes (HSV-1) don't even know they have it.

 

I cant believe yall dont know KC and JoJo

 

I am shook

 

Cream Cheese Corn..

just case you need to vomit for no reason.. youre welcome.

 

Drop the song here! I wanna hear it now!

 

Edit: Not the song, but features KC and JoJo, I thought you said "a" not "the"

 

Been listening to this one a lot lately



Okay, I'm done for now.

 

Dropping it like it's a cold, stale 25 year old song


If you haven't awkwardly danced to this at a middle school dance have you even lived?

 

Probably not, we must all be simulated hallucinations in your consciousness.