Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

6:25 Enough.. SNL ending to opener The Browns Helmet Guy...haha

 

Got no reason to quote this I just wanted to.

 

lol

 

You guys into the alien comic would have laughed at my wife tonight at the grocery shops she couldn't reach something from the top shelf and she asks this tall guy "umm excuse me, long being.." it was so cute, I got it straight it away and we had a good laugh.

 

I just heard the following sentence on national news cast ABC and it is regarding the shooting out in California

" the people in the backyard were unaware that they were about to be gunned down"


No shit Sherlock because when people become aware they are going to be gunned down they f****** run

 

lol

 

@Tyrsonswood how do you like those CBDoobies? Can you tell they help with pain, or sleep or anything?
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Its time for me to make some firecrackers. I haven't had any in a while. When I went to the doctor a bit over a month ago, she asked me had I done any drugs. I told her no...but I made edibles out of marijuana. She said oh, I don't care about that. lol

 

They help... It's the closest thing I can get to the real deal.


Speaking of... I should roll another.

 

My boss messaged me today and said they have a television and VCR if I could use them of course I said yes and I really hope it is an actual vcr and not a DVD player not that I have any VCR tapes but I would buy some blank ones plus if I remember correctly the better VCRs had tuners in them the television channels I could start taping my Seinfeld's and watch them in the morning

 

Can't use old tuners. Everything is digital. Ya might pick up some cell phones tho.. otherwise abandoned waves..

 

Yeah I realize that after I posted that they would be analog :-(

 

This is Black Dolato I grew

 

#notjerry

 

I already put my leave in for Daytona Speedweeks and the Superbowl.

 

Definitely got to get a nap in today.

Dancing at 6pm
Karaoke at 10pm
Cozy fireplace at midnight.

All done alcohol free....hopefully

 

Sorry edit.

 

Have to figure out some karaoke songs to sing.

Ive already sung
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Pantera's WALK and THIS LOVE
Korn's FREAK ON A LEASH and GOT THE LIFE

Maybe sing this one. She loved this song

 

Sorry im late folks. some asshole last night put roll off dumpster on my property, so I spent time filling the thing up. And then when he picked it up this morning. they tried to empty it.. before they could I blocked them with my car and call the police. Told the police he's trying to dump this stuff here. and he said it was empty when he put here last night. yeah right. youre illegally dumping.. Wahhah wahhh wahh.. Busted. dummy.. Thanks for the free dumpster ..only wish i had help I couldve gotten more thrown out..

 

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