Leisurely Scribbles II

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by fitzgarabaldi, May 11, 2019.

  1. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    yes this could be his last one - does not bode well!!
     
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  2. Candy Gal

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    Nope. I think he is sexy.
     
  3. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    the communist chinese regime are coaching the HK pollies and suggesting changes to existing HK laws and control factors - watch this space it can only get worse - they always stuff up democracy!
     
  4. Candy Gal

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    The younger generation are NOT happy.
     
  5. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    yes it was the last sighting of sydney in grantchester - he's run off to america with the young lady and left everyone floundering!

    5am - now I must get ready to feed the dogs and cat then garden watering - oh wot joy!
     
  6. Candy Gal

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    Aww my old John Boy is back.
     
  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Good Lord!
    Could I possibly be speaking with none other than THE fitzgaraldi-he of the seven chins and matching beer-belly,perchance???
     
  8. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Oh,ffs! One has JUST been requested....fear not, Wobbly-one will be back ASAP to continue....
     
  9. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    ah the old team is re-grouping - pity about the Jem and RJ - can anyone raise them from the dead ? - surely you can puggy you are always hangin around in the middle of the night in ya pyjamas and tonka car reading all the grave stones heh!! still all are welcome weird or sane!! this feels like war of the worlds again - warp 4 captain lets get this ship on the move again. candy girl go get em and take that smelly bear with ya!!

    incidentally pug of the hug just been listening to one of my favorite jazz saxophonists [deceased] gato barbieri - lovely guy - one of his tunes is called earths cry heavens smile - I like that very poignant - did you catch the film puggy "mother" scary holloween thingy came out in 2017 - would recommend it - smooth but scary too!
     
  10. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    here's a little taster!!

     
  11. Candy Gal

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    Ah, the old team is gathering. I wish I could get Spitty. lol
     
  12. Candy Gal

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    Irish adult humour
    20 October 2015 ·
    A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
    The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
    "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
    "Yes," the Labrador replies.
    After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story."
    The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS.
    "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.
    "I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
    But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."
    The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
    "Ten quid," the owner says.
    "£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
    "Because he's a lying bastard. He's never been out of the garden!!.
     
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  14. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    nice on cyril!!
     
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  15. Candy Gal

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    Where is yours???? lol
     
  16. Candy Gal

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    Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.

    The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine
    early each morning.


    As always, Snow White stayed home doing her
    domestic chores.


    As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their
    lunch and carry it to the mine.


    One day as she arrived at the mine with their lunch, she saw
    that there had been a terrible cave-in.

    Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White
    began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had
    somehow survived.

    'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me?
    Hello!'


    For a long while, there was no answer. Losing
    hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is
    anyone down there?'


    Just as she was about to give up all hope, she
    heard a faint voice from deep within the mine,
    singing;
    "ENGLAND FOR THE WORLD CUP"

    Snow White fell to her knees and prayed,


    'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.
     
  17. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    back to Hong KOng! this is now getting out of hand completely -the young are trashing all the businesses owned by mainland china as well as the transport systems - it will not be tolerated much longer and I fear the troups stationed just over the border will enter HK and restored order communist style.
     
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    Are you still in touch with friends there?
     
  19. fitzgarabaldi

    fitzgarabaldi jolly swagman

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    But obviously the whole worrying scenario worries you.
    It is worrying.
     
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