If you had three wishes

I wish there were more lovely Panthers lol

I wish the sun would stay out today

I wish for harmony among all

 

Hahaaa, too late, TOOO LAAATE

 

1. Jennifer Lopez



2. Eva Longoria




3. Selma Hayek

 

What would be the point of coming here then?

 

I wish it would stop raining

I wish my yoghurt hadn't split all over my shopping

I wish good wishes to all

 

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her

 

to live in a civilization the did not feel compelled to have to have enemies to be adversaries to.
that is really and absolutely the big one. the biggest one of all.

and then to not have to indenture myself to anything, no require any further permission, to construct for my self, with my own skills and abilities,
from what nature gives freely, what others throw away, and what even on my minimal pension i could purchase at the nearest hardware store.

to live where anyone might lawfully construct anything, less the twenty feet in any dimension and no less then 40 feet from what anyone else has previously constructed,
and that any community of more then a thousand persons, set aside a minimum of five acres of land, for anyone wishing to do so.

and that further anyone wishing to do so, require no further permissions, to surround such a construction, be for residence or any other purpose,
with any sort of garden, filled with all any and every sorts of growing things, that only be required to not obstruct the free passage of pedestrian traffic.

and that eminent domain be invoked only ever for the construction of public transportation infrastructure.
and that this be of the minimal form factor sufficient to serve its function.

 

That was a diplomatic reply.

 

Who had to turn their computer off before their wife got home.???????

 

I wish I didn't have mental health issues
I wish I had one trillion pounds
I wish karma was really real!

 

MH problems can be helped. xxxx

Karma takes many forms.

 

Mmm marshmallows.

 

i've never had a bad hot chocolate, and a tub to soak in would be really nice, and thanx

 

I have done the first two.
I don't like sushi, so I will send it your way. lol

 

A broke guy walks past a pub. He looks at the door longingly, but since he has no money, he walks on. Just then, he spots a lamp lying in the gutter. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie emerges.

“I will grant you three wishes,” intones the genie.

“Give me a bottomless mug of beer,” the guy says.

A mug of beer appears in his hand. He takes a sip, then another. With each chug, the mug magically refills.

“And for your other two wishes?”

Between swallows, the lucky guy shouts, “Give me two more just like this one!”

 

Manasseh just took 33 wishes.

I just realized that his name is Man Ass Eh.

 

HAHAHAHA

I thought-

 

A car, a girlfriend, and three more wishes.

 

The evil king Manasseh: Idolatry and politics

 

They will come. xxx