Toots;it's a given that should we ever be in mutually accessible venues,your squeaks and squeals will be of purest delight,as you realise the true meaning of 'orgasm'!
You will shower in rose petals and the very best french perfumes my dear-for one cannot improve perfection! XXXXX
Oh,how crass these plebian retorts are-for as anyone of quality knows,the aforementioned petals descend from Heaven especially to caress your nubile form! [that's a 'DASHED RIGHT I WOULD' in pleb-speak,btw]