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No... No there isn't

 

You're not, Tyrsonwood. I've already ascertained that about you.

 

The rest of these jagoffs just want to make funny funny jokes, trying to be memes for the internet. Which is, of course, never going to happen. And I tire of it. I tire of the fucking jokes. So make another joke and act like you'll surprise me.

 

I dont tire of the jokes. Keep 'em coming fellas

 

I'll drink some $12, 40 proof vodka and think about it

 

I don't even know what I'm drinking tonight. I just know you're not the smart one.

 

Seriously, you keep dibs on me? You think I have that kind of time or patience for you? I don't. But then again, you make sure to do everything the right way. Some call it prudence. I call it cowardice. So go ahead and make another fucking joke. Surprise me.

 

You seem upset.

I guess there's no happy ending in this thread.

 

Fuck chilling out. This is not the time to chill out. This is the time to get fucking serious. I'm tired of the dumb fucking jokes and memes and bullshit. If nobody's going to give me anything real, you can all fuck off. I'm serious. This shit just bores me.

Just have a casual attitude while you discuss how the world's going to shit. Guess what? It really is. And none of your halfassed jokes make a goddamn difference. It doesn't help people to realize that everything's all right, when everything's not all right. I am all wound up and unapologetic. Take it or fucking leave it. I'm fed up with the bullshit and ready for something real. Somebody, please, give me something real, even if it's just you saying you get buzzed off of cigarettes. At least that shit is true. It's not "cool," no, but so aren't all of you.

 

I've been upset a long time. I've been sick of the fucking jokes and apathy forever. Maybe it's time we stopped fucking laughing until something is genuinely funny.

 

Yeah that’s me- didn’t vote for either of of them, they both equally sucked.

I thought this thread was about handjobs in Asian massage parlors?

 

I didn't see that coming.

Cha Cha Cha!

 

More funny jokes. How novel. What are you, all fucking clowns? Let me know when you want to take things a little more seriously.

 

I do hope every now and then I could cause a few moments of comical respite from the realization that the universe is so big that nothing means anything.

And by the universe I mean my penis, and comical respite I mean...

Nevermind. I think you're a good person Neon!

 

Yes, yes, nothing means anything. Brilliant. Funny jokes. haha Fucking shoot me in the goddamned head.

 

I mean, it's perfectly sweet that you all want to spread joy through laughter. But the thing is...I haven't laughed at one of your goddamned jokes or memes in my entire life. The shit's not funny. I'm tired of fucking laughing. Someone please tell the fucking truth and stop hiding behind this facade of someone who's got all their shit together. It's so fucking boring I could blow my brains out.

 

Am I making sense to anyone? Is anyone getting the picture? You're not funny. Tell the fucking truth.

 

I wish I knew where Irmi was. She is my friend. I'd get pissed at anyone who hurt her feelings and chased her off. I might even be tempted to troll the mother fucker.

 

you can't really judge the cost of a service based on the fact that you eat solid gold crab cakes.