Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yeah come and sniff my gold slippers you freaks!

 

My slippers are red and black lumberjack plaid

 

My real ones are black sheepskin. I buy two pairs every 2 years. One pair usually gets thrown out after camp.

 

I have Batman slippers. Honestly, Irminsul, I don't like your gold slippers. Too fancy. Sorry.

 

Okay I got to hit the sack try to say some stuff so I have something to read a f****** 4 a.m. when I wake up wide awake -('-')-

 

I've been messaging to my fantastically musically talented cousin in Maryland for several hours. It is SO HARD to keep up with someone whose LIFE is playing the piano. Dear God...

Its like I've had a real workout. Now, just how to transfer that to - ahem - other parts of my body.

Damn this getting old shit. I KNOW I was taller, and definitely thinner, as in not as thick.. DEFINITELY not as thick. I don't think I'm thick now until a real candid photo is taken of me, and I'm like WTH - where did all that come from...but I'm wearing size 8 and 10's. Shit, maybe I'm getting narrower but thicker. I'd rather not be narrower.

Geez. That is why I like black. It goes with everything...and all the thickness and stuff isn't so APPARENT.
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@Irminsul I like the gold slippers, and I would probably destroy them in one week. I usually have several pairs...I've taken lately to buying plastic things from the grocery store. I like them fine and can go outside in them. lol I need to stock up. I must walk heavy...it takes me no time to walk down the thickness of anything.

 

Still Wearing 8 And 10's......So No Visable Thickness There......My Guess Is All The Thickness

Is Confined To "Between The Ears".......

Hi Lynn-Brown-Purple-Red-And Blue......Long Time Since We Have Chatted......And After My

(above comments) My Guess Is It Will Be A Long Time Before We Chat Again......

Take Care......



Cheers Glen.

 

Less than 4hrs now until the Majors 400 @ Michigan. Nerves kicking in. There's been a lot of shit talk on Facebook about people buying setups.

Yeah something has happened where the field has been split into two groups, so there's a "PRO" listing which I am in, qualified 12th, and then a "SPORTS" listing for slower drivers. So I'm going to be up against so hefty competition here. Long 400 mile race though, just gotta pace myself, stay outta trouble. Can't win a race at the first corner, but you can lose a race.

 

air...

 

I burst into tears at this one.

 

Getting geared up now. 13 mins until Ladies And Gentleman Start Your Engines.

 

No good, got wrecked in the middle lane early.
All those hours and hours of testing and practice for 20mins of a race and some assclown pinches me in the middle lane lap 23/200. What a joke. Seemed to have good cars too. I came from 12th to 3rd there.

Well that soured my day a little but not to worry, it's just a race that didn't mean anything. I think I might make a hamburger but without a bun, inonkybjave slice bread lol, it can be maybe a toastburger.

 

Team mate ended up winning the race. That's good for him. apparently our set-up was the best on long runs.

 

toastburger : )

 

We have had hamburgers two days in a row here for dinner I load mine up with lots of garlic

 

It just isnt a good taste to me.. I'm called weird, just dont like the taste of beef burgers.. I'm a sausage in a roll kind of gal! One of my fave is a bratty.. but English pork sausage are good..