Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Also I guess really need dirt and I have to go and buy five bags at least

 

How does it know you just got paid...

...but also what's its problem, why would it do that to you. There's clearly much we don't know about how vans think.

 

Mini-vans are all pissed off about the soccer-mom references... In reality they always wanted to be over-sized 4X4 monster trucks.

 

Ah. That explains some of the discontent.

 

I'm 4000 km over my oil change this time around not too bad

 

At this point you should just add new oil as it gets low and call it a day....

 

You obviously don't have dutch blood.

 

Is that what you guys use for engine oil?

 

Why, would that work better than oil?

 

*high fives* @ Ty

 

No, we are just so cheap your advice sounds ludicrous. Push it to the limit, rolling! Months before you need an oil change!

 

Preventative maintenance is cheaper than emergency repair
And sacrificing the Dutch to use their blood is cheapest of all

 

It's probably also more eco

 

If it really would work and not instead fuck up the vehicle.

But women talking about engine maintenance.. case rested

oh no i di-int

 

Yes... Yes you did.

 

To be fair I know nothing about engine maintenance. This doesn't offend me.

 

I wanna learn though : (

 

Don't replace oil with blood (not even because it seems more eco)

edit: And only ignore the lights on the dashboard if you have a penis :-D (couldn't resist!! )

 

*makes note*