What's Happening???

No cards from Iran, North Korea? ..lol..

 

Well
I left out Sudan, Somalia and Yemen.

I figure they have a lot going on, and maybe not bother them

 

... potential jokes ruined.

 

Don't Have A Pension Card Anymore.....Guvvament Wiped That About 2 Years Ago.....But I

Do Have A "Senior's Card"......And I Do Get A Discount On Power And Phone.....Keeping "Fingers Crossed"

For The Old "Cheque In The Mail" Promise......But I Won't Hold My Breath......



Cheers Glen.

 

Another win today for the team. 13-11. I got 2/3 frames up. Drew the match for us at least.

My first game I lost but I played so well, I ran 7 balls and just didn't get the top left spin I needed to get on the 8 and like always, motherfucker hits a ball as hard as you can and it goes in...

Then I played him again. Didn't give him a chance.

Then I played some chick, but I had already won before I played her because when I shook her hand she groaned when she knew it was me playing. And I knew that, I knew I had her beat at that exact moment and well, I made her stand up and watch me destroy her.

So I'm on 4/6 wins + Master break. Best start to season for me yet. I miss next match as we need to holiday in Australia but will be back week 4.

Wifey watched the scoring online. Everyone asks where she is. I miss her dearly. I usually just turn around and she's there to hug. I turn around and it's some stinky metal head...

 

Waiting for pool stats to be updated. I'm thinking I might be one of the higher percentage people over 2 weeks especially for division 3 so looking forward to seeing my name hopefully in the top 5 or 10 in state hehe.

I'm glad I knocked that chick down a few levels. I usually don't like playing females. There's something there... I get intimidated or something.. But not that match. I smelled blood in the water and gave her the great white shark Irmi

I also had words to the team after the match I said look we were up 5-1 after round 1 and we became complacent again, we can't afford that, we are better than that....

Of course I only make speeches like that when I'm playing super well.

I'm feeling a little seedy... No food and 6 whiskeys kinda got to my head.

Edit: I was ranked 12th last week but I only play 3 frames a night if we have a full team so I got to hope a few players in the top 10 had a bad round so that I can jump into the top 10.

Edit 2: I think I'm still going to be 12 as I worked it out myself. My percentage is top 10, but some people have played 2 more frames than I have, so for some reason they sit higher than me, even if less % and I'm not going to get any games next week as I'm away.

 

Ohhh you want to go on a double date?
You do realise my ambition for couples and doubles dates revolves highly on connection and after play?

We are getting ready for the airport now.

 

Australian winter is like our early summer.

BFFs play too.

 

I know right? What the hell with this winter?

 

What is it like 13* in sydney lol.

 

Forgot to mention,

Yersterday, had to visit a work site for quarterly meeting.

Went to the grunts meal room because they have a cafeteria

There were 100 blokes sitting around watching.......

Womens soccer

Australia vs France, and they were all getting in to it.

I thought cool, womens sport is getting somewhere, even if it is soccer

 

It was 5 degrees this morning, 5 degrees.

My nuts were like, oh fuck this shit, go back inside under the doona

 

Sure wish I knew where I could get some fake $$$.

 

I pay you, 2 million dollars mayun, right now!

This isn't about money.. It's about power.
Voodoo magic, fucken voodoo magic mon!

 

You can always get some fool to buy some pyrite from you

 

I only got 1 fake $100

 

Holy crap! You ain't gonna believe this, but there's a guy just a few blocks from here who's looking to dump a load of exactly that. In fact, he's on every fricking block from here to everywhere.

 

My Observation Here Is That You Need To "Grow A Set Of Nuts" First......It Was -5c Here This Morning......

Everything Was "Snow White" With Frost......GLEN Was Out "BAREFOOT" Feeding The Animals

And Checking For Burst Water Pipes......And Not Once Did I Think Of Posting Here To Complain......

City Folks Are Soooooo Soft......



Cheers Glen.

 

Fucken Ay.
I call that, girls blouse behaviour.

 

I got a fake $87 note

But its pretty authentic, dont think anyone will be able to tell its fake