Peeing in public

Smart lady. Kudos for being practical and naturally sexy. Guys would be ridiculed for wearing a skirt (another stupid double standard) so I wear shorts. Pretty much a skirt but with the band in the center. As such, I sit on slopes like you say and pee while no one's the wiser. Also, I crouch down like looking for something on the ground, inspecting a tire, etc., and easily pee hands free without suspicion.

That said, it's a shame we have to go to such efforts to be discrete in the US. It's really appalling that emptying one's bladder could even possibly be considered some kind of sexual offence. I mean, how far up our asses will our heads go? "Land of the free" indeed. I've been in countries where people pee in the streets freely. It is no big deal at all, and causes zero issues. It's a common sight to pass a car pulled off and a guy or gal pissing on the roadside. Guys don't even try to hide their penises; all traffic and bystanders can view it if they choose and the angle allows. Gals are usually squatting with ass cheeks out as most wear jeans; the ones with skirts/dresses can cover better, and the gals take more effort to not display their goods in the process.

The most interesting I thought was a guy pissing over the edge of an on-ramp that rises up to the elevated freeway, taxi stopped, door open, in view of perhaps thousands of people within the hundreds of yards visibility range. I took the cue and whenever it suited would pull the full package out the jeans zipper, stand in max visibility, and pee hands free to not obscure anyone's view who may have felt like checking it out. Talk about a feeling of free! People looked and any noticable reactions, though few, were positive.

I feel like we could use a good strong dosage of attitude adjustment in this country!

 

probably needed to increase the statistics regarding number of sex offenders for some reason. terrified voters are a politician's best friend, and nothing scares parents more than an artificially inflated number of sex offenders in the area.

 

Another technique comes to mind which I've used and maybe worth sharing involves wearing mesh shorts -- single layer types (may have to cut out an inner layer), no undies, black. Pretty much go anywhere in a pinch. While sitting, standing, walking, running, riding bicycle... options are many. You can pee in them nonchalantly either without repositioning them, or if able, align to pee out a leg hole, depending on circumstances. You can even be standing in a crowd of people and say take a drink from a water bottle letting it dribble down your chest while peeing in those shorts and no one will be the wiser. On a hot day they'll be dry before fifteen minutes. Very practical.
Note though, at day's end rinse them out so the next day they're not starting to smell like a urinal!

 

My gf and I were big on outdoors activities and more often than I could have thought, she had to go. I must say at first I would brush her off and point towards the nearest bush, but it’s not that easy for women apparently. Hey, I’ll pee (in nature) pretty much where I please. So I had to accompany her and kind look around (as if a pervert would pop out of the bush to voyeur her). In the end she did have a pretty solid technique, quick, efficient and I must say I liked it, am I a sicko for kinda liking it ??

 

Buy her a Shewee for her birthday or whatever.

 

I already did !

 

And she loves it !

 

Yeah... Of course not. It's a natural function to ultimately feel neutral about, but involves body parts from which we derive great pleasure.

Views sure do vary. Some women are adamant about not getting pee on themselves - having to wipe up real well, not getting any on their hands - as if they'll get sick or something. Pee can have a smell but newsflash, it's clean and sterile. It's not going to smell much unless there's a lot of it or stays wet a long time.

Gals' not having a built-in hose is offset by the option of wearing a skirt. Just squat, pee, stand back up, all done.

 

One's urine is sterile............AS LONG AS one is healthy. The scent of the urine ditto. My urine used to belong in the "healthy" category. But at some point, due to a number of reasons, it started to take on a scent that it never did when I was younger. Blood sugar level can affect it, for example. Girls are totally free to urinate while out and about as far as I'm concerned. I just have one request for those ladies: please wipe upon evacuation of any bodily waste. Urine might not be unsanitary but moisture and time have a way of promoting bacterial growth. As for the other kind, I don't think I even need to go there.

 

Bacteria are always present. Urine doesn't change that.
Try to keep a healthy balance by eating appropriately.

 

I don't have a problem with people peeing at all, it's a natural thing and if you have to go, then you have to go, I have done it many times, even in mid conversation with someone once lol and I see people do it on the beach loads of times, as long as it's done in a place where people won't be walking through it

 

^ eewww, you've peed!?!? that's just nasty. i thought about trying it once, but then i decided it was just inappropriate.

 

Peeing a beach?
Ewww. Just do that in the water.

 

Haha, no, I haven't personally done it on a beach, but I have seen people do it on the rock/boulder part at the side of it. I have however done it against the odd tree here and there in forests, the side of the road, the odd alleyway and a car wash (last 2 involved alcohol)

 

Indeed, why pee if you can sweat your urine out?!

 

I wouldn’t dare to take a pee in public.
I’ve snuck them out on the beach before when in bathers when playing in the sand.
I have seen people do that though because they were absolutely busting.

 

I've seen my older brothers flip it out and pee on trees.
When camping it's quite ok to use nature but you do need to be careful of snakes (the reptile kind) and spiders.
Heck even when living in mildura my brothers used the garden beds to piss in.

 

I've yet to see that happen. Usually when somebody has been sweating the sweat doesn't go into the bladder.
I've seen guys take the option of putting their dick on their leg of their shorts and let it go.

 

I pee out the leg of my shorts daily. I can even do it with people in the vicinity and keep it on the down-low if necessary.

Speaking of peeing at the beach, I was walking the edge of the water, waves reaching my feet, when it hit me I had to pee. About to go in waist deep, I opted for an experiment - see if I could walk and pee. It worked and I just continued walking with my suit wet from my dick end on down the inside of my leg. It was packed with people but not one seemed to notice.

 

I've seen people do that before.
Hopefully when you pee out of your shorts leg your dick doesn't become too hard. It would be rather embarrassing if somebody saw the tip of it out the leg with it peeing.