Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Looks very tasty

 

water main break at my work, so my last day wasnt even a day.

 

One of my weed customers texted me at 7:30 this morning and she asks via text message if I have any Caesar salad... Such such a stupid things to text people and then when I get there she's holding a beer and hammered and super loud I love you B and I already warned my buddy do not let her text me or call me if she is drunk I can't deal with it I can't be politely dishonest with a drunk I just tell them that I don't like dealing with drunks and I did that this morning she won't fucking remember though

 

i dont like drunks and when drunk I dont want to deal with myself .. but I cant get to drunk, I seem to stay tipsy but not trashed cant walk smashed. I stop after 6 and hit the water and food.

 

outside chores vs nap....hmmmmmmm

 

I'd go the middle road and just chill. You have 2 needlessly extreme options set up

 

I just woke up from one...
Now I gots to git goin....

 

would like to blast the second one in my van

 

cutting this carpet is like cutting plywood with a butter knife. Ive probably said that before. shits pissing me off and ive to move all the hardware for the internet . dont know why they choose to stick all this crap up here when it should be in the basement .. urgh.

 

I cant set my phone up so it dont use up my data.. what's going on? I hate new, I'm going back to my old one!

 

turn on wifi

 

Wifi is fine, but I cant use it away from wifi

 

on my phone ''mobile data'' is underneath ''wifi''.....are you scrolling far enough?

 

Yes, I think I have a problem with this phone, I'm just about to hit the wall at a 6ft launch, to see if it might help the dear thing

 

dial 611

 

Just doing our second coat now. I'll do the window and door frames next weekend, might get the glossy finishing coat.

You should have heard me in the paint store, my initial thought was I was just going to hand the color card to them man and say I want that lol, but I was like a full trades folk I said hi I want this color for a bathroom and laundry, low sheen, 4lt, this brand... and he said he liked it when people knew what they wanted.

 

working without peat pucks is difficult...ffs.....hydroponic guy is sold out and all the other places have the small pucks …..I have another hundred seeds sprouting...what to do?

better go and get some of the smaller pucks I spose....