On a deserted tropical beach and horny.

natural?.....is that what you do?....go to beaches and beat off?.....in the water?......wouldn't your jizz coagulate and kind of just float around the ocean like a disgusting white slimy worm?......until some poor kid comes out of the water with it clinging to their face?


dude....it is natural to rub one out every now and then.....but not at the beach....we swim there ….stay home and do that shit

 

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Can we still pee in the ocean? I mean when done discretely.

 

No I don't go to the beach and beat off. Apparently you can't read heading "On a deserted tropical beach and horny".

 

i feel like by now the ocean is at least 60% fish jizz anyway.

 

I declare today to be national fuck a palm tree day!

 

I know people think of it as a joke, but, I can actually see and feel the appeal she's going for with the tree. It's that smooth but slightly friction of the palm trunk. Not that I done it, or do it... But I think I can understand the appeal.

 

The ocean is 60% fish jizz. That's the thought that's going to stay with me today.

 

100% correct.

 

That would explain all that foam that washes ashore

 

Just enjoy it