Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I always drawn to break up songs.
Probably because I've never been broken up with anyone.
I kinda want to give it a go. Just to feel it.


Who wanna be my internet bf/GF so I can dump yo ass?

 

"Hasn't Hit Me Yet"

You say that you're leaving
Well that comes as no surprise
Still, I kind of like this feeling
Of being left behind

This ain't nothing new to me
Well it's just like going home
It's kind of like those sunsets
That leave you feeling so stoned

 

One of my fav break up artists is Chris Knight, but he's got some attitude which is why I like him.

 

Maybe I should buy a second hand banjo online? Rather than forming out for a new one?

Or should I just use my telecaster again to play country knowing it'll actually sound alright rather than me trying to play drop B fucken death metal on her.

 

Just had a touch of road rage. Was coming home from shops some young Punk beep at me and stuck his finger up because I was a notch under the speed limit so he swerved and gets around me and gets held in traffic 20secs later, I pull up behind him and flash my lights and clap my hands like well done bro, that got you real far. He races off and he about 100m in front of me I see him indicate for right, yeah no probs now we're in my territory I know these few turns like the back of my hand. raced into the first right, floored the gas half way around the corner, got right behind him, pushed him faster, broke early for next chicane, let him ahead, right on his bumper by exit, he flies off again I'm about 30m behind him, next right corner same thing, hard under brakes, right up behind him again, he floors it off and gets sideways, I left him alone after that. Motherfucker gone hurt himself trying to race me.

 

I struggle with road rage, Irm. It's a real problem for me. Today, I cut off a row of asshats in front of a cop. he didn't chase me, but I know it was road rage that was to blame. I took off around the front of them at a light from a right turn lane... I'm not supposed to do that.

 

Oh Anytime I see a fuck wit being a fuck wit it really gets me wound up hey, if I see people trying to be race car drivers, I'll block and go slow, and then fake them going into another lane and speed up to block them in. I know i cant talk with this morning episode, but, I wanted to let him know he ain't shit with his provision plates on, he's just off learner and he ain't no Jeff Gordon so stop being a pushy fuck wit and get to where you're going safely. But nooooo.... So I had to show him he wasn't as good as he thought.

Fucken VW drivers.

 

Travelling down, on a low highway
By the yellow moon and the light of day
From the snow white crown, of our mountain tall
To the valleys down, where the shadows fall
I met a man with rifle in his hand
He said he'd been to battle on a distant land
They taught him to hate, taught him to kill
And now he's out on the road with a hole to fill
Nobody knows! The price he paid!
So now he takes his toll on a low highway..

 

English people all mix with tobacco too.
I now use trim. If I'm somewhere where I don't have my own things, I just roll them really thin.. so it's just like the tobacco taken out. It doesn't need to be more expensive.

I heard that tobacco and weed mixed together makes both things worse for you. Haven't researched that thoroughly though, since it doesn't concern me now.

 

I smoke it green here.
To make it last longer sometimes I use MJ leaf hehe.

 

What's trim? I have been thinking of cutting out the tobacco several times, but I prefer joints and I don't dig pure weed joints (partly but not solely because it takes the entire bag).

Healthwise? Or experience?

 

Trim is spin, or fill. Like a filler. Lol. You spin it all together. I was told that, mixing a cigarette in the mix would actually help the weed burn better and is more of a better high. I don't like to smoke my weed that way though.

 

I'm still unsure..! So trim is still a mix? But not with tobacco as Driftrue says that's not a concern for her these days

Yups, but rolling tobacco helps burn it even better in my experience. Cigarette tobacco burns even faster. A lot faster than weed.. so you always lose some weed in such a joint. With rolling tobacco not (just as much as with a pure weed joint I estimate).
That its a better high is arguable, or at least subjective. I notice a difference between Drum tobacco and cig tobacco mixed in a joint and its not in favor of the cig

 

Trim as in all the leaf cut off the buds when harvesting plants. But also I prefer leaving more tiny leaf curled round the buds anyway.. It looks nice.

Healthwise.

The only thing with pure weed joints is they make me cough sometimes in a way tobacco mix doesn't.. Probably something to do with tobacco paralyzing those little hairs in your.. somewhere

 

ive tried banjo and thinks id like but I dont.. kinda repeating the same thing a lot .. and while I suck at the guitar , probably be better not sucking at two things.. unless they are titties..

 

Ah ok! Most other stuff from the plant but without the bud.

I don't mind smoking that with it at all either. I definitely not make any effort getting rid of it

I would not be suprised. People often claim it affects the high/stonedness too in a negative way, but I guess that's also subjective. If one is used to mixing it with tobacco that simply might become the best high for those. But it's clear it changes the high.

 

they have chicanes in German villages?.....thats cool....btw....where is the pit lane in your town?


I usd to be bad with road rage......now I just curse a lot and drive slow like a old man should

 

A Telecaster is the most Versatile Guitar ever made It can do anything from country to Led zeppelin
This is a Tele !

 

there is a video of a dildo drone trying to fuck a girl .. dont turn out well.

Stay on target, stay on target..

 

I am the worst Road rage fucker in the world Seriously ! Passenger going "slow fucking down " I am like "who does that **** think he is "
Typical Grandad Driver !!
everyone driving slower than me is a twat everyone driving faster is an arsehole