Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Yabba dabba goo

 

move it dildo breath.. haha . still a classic lmao every time. the ring tone potential here

 

first I seen this


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te dad calls his kid ''dildo'' in this early sean penn movie.....whole thing is on I may watch it again

 

works for me.. I did change it to the HD version. that movie has me in tears every time. the sketch artist one .. omg.

 

Christopher Penn too.

 

Just had argument with another admin on my race league about the new series starting up. He wants no cautions just a race with no stopping. I said that's garbage, it's a short track, there's gonna be wrecks, if you wreck first lap where's the incentive?

Err errr errr errr errrrr

Yeah well, I'm paying for the hosting, so my rules.  and I know I'll get more people coming with real life rules over made up shit.

I'm going to have it like real life rules, it's going to be heaps fun. just beating and banging and racing hard. I'll probably make a Faygo car again actually I already have it, not awesome or anything but it'll be fun.
@Pete's Draggin' gimmie your avatar and I'll slap that on her.

 

Got red stuff thunder rumbling.
Streaks of lightning crashing.

Ally is freaking out.
Time to batten down the hatches
Put some music on
Grab the grey thunder shirt and put it on Ally.

Might be a long night.

 

never noticed the chopper before in the beginning. a studio prop, bad way to exit the helicopter. wont be allowed til blades come to a stop if all possible , not a military movement please wait til all blades and tail rotor have come to stop, duck down when exiting during rotor movement .. his hair isnt even moving. so there are no rotors here..

 

This is the end.. My only friend, the end.

Vwop Vwop Vwop

 

I was gonna call the article Michael Jackson sitting on top of the world but now I might as well name it Michael Jackson can sit on top of the world, as long as he doesn't go inside the Beverly Palms hotel, cause there no niggas allowed in there!

 

I don't get this wild Turkey advert. Guys walking around with his bottle he runs into a girl, they both look each other up and down, they both have chemistry, they're both in... He takes his bottle to his mate on a roof top and they sing and do hand dance movements.

To me the motto should be Wild Turkey, even when you're in, it ruins it.

"lemme Test-i-fy!"

 

to much edibles .. maybe not. maybe eat some more before pass out time. seems to have best long lasting pain relief without the snare of stoned . idk. make sure you process your leaf and waste weed into butter.

 

Yeesh everytime my wife in kitchen is bang fucken clang ouch and grr. And I ask if she's okay "yes I just cut myself, again, and don't ask me how because you'll just get angry at me again". I already know what happened. She tried to cut something on a chop block that wasn't steady, it moved, knife slipped, I had to get her a bandaid.

Spend the weekend cleaning the bench so there's room enough for doing anything ever thought in the history of the universe and kitchens.... Crowds the sink instead.

 

Lol so peep this. After the kitchen is turned in a mess and I mean I've seen less fluid on the floor of a brothel kinda mess, like just, give up kinda mess... Sauce and shit everywhere! And cause it's got onion in it I can't even send the dog in...

But anyway... So she goes for the mini hand held vacuum cleaner we got. I mean it comes in handy but the battery power is hopeless we are talking full power for a minute or two so after a few quick uses it's usually done and dusted anyway so I hear her with the battery dying, it's probably not even working. Anyway I see it on the kitchen bench a whiles later, throw in the ol' sneaky "sooo.. Did you end up putting that vacuum on charge?". She gets up quickly rushing to do this.

Come back to kitchen a whiles later. There's the vacuum. Plug has been disconnected, Power point off at the wall, plug still in PowerPoint. So like.. So you know it's charged so you remove it, but don't bother putting anything away or anything.

Who does that? Lol. Like I know i can't talk, hell you should see the cans stack up in my computer room, at once I remember, the whole table was littered in them to the point I was stacking them up on the window sill. but that's my personal space and nobody goes in there... Haha. You Dun wanna know what happens in the study.

 

This time of the morning is often so boring I hate making serval posts in a row like it must look like I have zero life or something.

Well I'm in a bath with lots of thoughts so screw you! I read a study once that confirmed that your best thinking times are always during mind boring chores. Like they say the bath and shower are often the best place for creative thought because you can concentrate all of your energy into your brain because you don't have to do anything. In a bath you just have to sit there for 20min. I always average like an hour lol. So I get a lot of thinking done.

Like what's the deal with weed kill? Walk into store to a whole shelf outling different options. No options, just option 1, kill weeds. Lol and like one bottle kills blackberries, the other kills path weeds. Here's a secret numb nuts, I'm going for the blackberries every time, cause I know it's gonna do the job and do it well.

 

what are you referring to as a ''bench''?....the kitchen counter?

my boarders do it too...they are getting better

ive done it many times.....I stopped cring awhile back

I got thoughts too

 

@Irminsul onions?......my dog has had onions in table scraps before....whats the deal?

 

Just picked up the most ultimate of all bootleg merchandise scores.

KISS/METALLICA combo shirt. Complete with misspellings on the Metallica portion.

Best $5 I’ve ever spent.

EDIT: Holy fuck, I just realized it says “The Mechanix” instead of “The Four Horsemen”... Making it a KISS/Metallica/Megadeth combo shirt!