Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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Mic Manik - redneck remix

It has all the guys I listen to on it, including bottleneck and Jawja Boyz, Boondock Kingz, big Chuck and Demun Jones.

Its such a fun song. I love bottlenecks verse and just the film clip cracks me up, all these massive fat ass rednecks but damn they rap well and Apalachee Don is in there in the crowd.

 

on it

 

watching a community meeting stream and the camera is getting this one girl dangling and popping her mules off .. Im like ..

...

oh might as well fap..

shes kinda cute to, the camera is catching the backs her feet and to the side. haha. I could probably load it to pornhub and get 1000hits in the day. its the perfect spot.

 

Big Chuck!

Well respected in my town put it down when it's game time

That little dance he does is the best, where he hunches over and raises his knee and dances slowly. I need to learn that for the clubs.

 

And Demun Jones . 

Starts rapping about how to make cement.

 

ok I was thinking this camera dude is a perv. but its to keep the faces out but allow the note there are people there, he moved camera and was on some other girls feet.. Im like dude wtf?. cause hers are ugly, but I see they tracking who is talking now.... go back to the mules bro.
this the meeting tommy chong was at this morning. its in texas. Its still on going testomie to legalize cannabis..

 

mud!

i'd fly those guys in for a party if I was rich guy....be so fun

 

found a seed in this bud divorcee gave me....''golden panda sativa''

 

Dog was just given the command to clear the chickens back to the coop...he covers about 12 feet in his first stride if you look close




@Lynnbrown …..lots to read eh?

 

a few electricians was arguing about weed, so i triggered them with the outlet. no face plate.. get their ocd fired up and look the juicy buds..

 

@rollingalong Captain is a beautiful dog...wonderful to watch him in action.

 

Same here, they’ve been filming a murder mystery around my neighborhood as well based on the book ‘Defending Jacob’ by William Landay

 

need to put Keith Gordon in Cobra Kai!! for the Lulz.. 7:47

 

That mental midget trump claims he never heard of wikileaks – the idiot.


He only mentioned it about a thousand times during his presidential run proving once again that he’s a pathological liar incapable of telling the truth

 

I like how Hank Williams 3 are stoners too.

The bottles getting lower again my friend
So do yourself a shot and let's start to sin
The bottles getting lower again my friend
So let's light a smoke and let the part begin

I'M DRUNK
again
AND STONED
again
LETS FUCK
again
TILL DAWN
again

I'm showing you the rebel within!

I think I'd also like to do a similar photo of myself like album cover, but I'd have to take my rebel flag down from the garage roof...booo.. Though I'm getting another one for camping. I'll have the southern cross American, southern Cross Australian and the iron Cross flags but I think I want my confederate flag to be smaller and square like a battle flag.

Our camp-site this year is just gonna be pure white trash rockabilly bullshit, folks just gonna shake their heads. 

Who are the idiots?
Iunno, some white trash redneck heathen nudists.

 

I cannot wait until camping. We booked our sites last week. same sites. Got in contact with our camp neighbors. They're coming again for the long haul.

 

Mango Ice vape juice.

 

Miss wants to go to movies this morning.
Pet Cemetary..

Yeah I'll go see that. Just gotta get a 4 pack of 12% Woodies.

 



My miss made this for me because of my fascination with Tellinger and the Ubuntu Movement..

She's a keeper.

 

Who's coming around for a toke?