Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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cracky mccracky slashed my tire the other day,, did you miss it?> I didnt load it on camera cause its game camera . i just watch whats on the card. it loops and resets, charges via sun.

 

Fer one day , just one day........
I'd like to interpret dog (bark, growl, whimper) language......

It'd be interesting to listen to what these four bitches are talking about all day

 

my buddy the polygamist said this same thing just yesterday

 

We got 5 cm of snow today. Stupid Canada.

 

lol

 

You know it never snows here and I never miss it, but my mom hails from the mid-west and I can remember her commenting on California's apparent lack of seasons. I feel Spring springing though... It's warmer now, such that I have to roll down the windows in the car or else suffer in the stifling heat or succumb to using the air conditioning; which I'm told uses more gasoline.

 

I was going to come back in a week or so for another marijuana binge.

It’s 20 degrees here now. I swear if it’s cold when I get back...

 

20 in America Chinese?

 

There are cannabis oriented billboards here (Hollywood, CA). I could smell it in the parking structure. I guess it must be pretty popular (as if I didn't already know...). Legalization. What a concept!

 

Celcius.

 

I got an ice cream cone today. SPRING IS OFFICIALLY HERE FUCKERS.

 

Don't you live in cCaliforni

 

Yep. I'm outside of LA by about an hour though. Tonight is special because I have a hotel room in Hollyweird.

 

Shouldn't have watched those Boeing 737 videos yesterday.

Had a dream last night where I was in a plane crash. The thing spiralled out of control, but when we landed (or, I guess crashed) we just bounced around and I walked out unscathed.

 

planes are safe.

 

I don't like flying if I'm honest. Turbulence and odds of dying... ugh. It really is unlikely though. But I don't like thinking about it. The last two times I've flown it's been somewhat uncomfortable; most recently with turbulence on the way to London in May 2017.

 

You're more likely to die in a car than on a plane, apparently. Knowing that doesn't really help when you're bouncing around in the air though.

 

But you have to drive to get to the airport... WeAreDoomed.