Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

i play guitar all day... you think id get better at it..

 

I feel you on that. Always sloppier than i feel I should be. Shit gets annoying real fast.

 

How many people liked that post? Dafuq?

 

little known fact about our friend...he misspelled his intended screen name when he joined because he was all shroomed up...the ''o'' was supposed to be a ''p''..prison 319

true fact


total lie

 

I feel like I missed a joke and responded literally.
Ahhh well. Not the first time.

 

Just remember
Eloise liked it and I didn’t
That’s gotta earn me some points.

 

well some people read the bible all day. and they dont get no better either..

shrugs..

 

orison I plugged in the strat...i'm having static problems...I think its the pick up switch I dunno...but i'm learning yellow ledbetter…...i'm 5 chords in kinda...its almost ready to add to the drunk chick medley

 

my doc # was in fact 319, but missing the prefix and the final digit.. EchoRanger .. ER319X /// happy hunting doxers..

 

Can you sing decent?
That IS a great song for the ladies

 

Who hurt you

 

I like how it takes half an hour to get through the last 5 minutes of the game

 

He likes you more and you don’t even have a penis.

 

I tried everything on selector switch, d40, contact clean, and funny the last thing i used was fret ease/. no more chirps when switching, no dead spot no static.. smh.. after all this time.

 

if i'm drunk I can …..that song is good without the singing....I may go to the music innstruent library and grab another amp so I can trouble shhot my problem

I have this tiny thing

 

Can you blame him?

He would rather have a diet coke with me and discuss the royal baby, than drink a beer with you.

 

patriots win again

 

I can be funny!! Sometimes!!
I can talk about a fucking baby!!!

 

bitfch wants to play cant answer phone and holds the motherfucking thing for dear life..

no answer no answer...4hrs later.. whats wrong baby..

me: hey asshole i was life lifted by helo to the hospital having surgery thanks if I dont live take care of dog..

let the games begin...

 

Yeah, shes got you on the Royal Baby thing McNuggy.

If It comes out looking whiter than white, Im going to be, well that was anti climactic.

But if it comes out looking like a little Beyonce, I am so going to lose it