Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

It's good you got rain though, wasn't it drought late last year? Not sure if that's broken for you now. Seems some impressive photos of this electrical storms in NSW.

 

me getting into things at the dr office..

 

rez run Saturday morning for treats

 

What sort of treats? Candy? Probably weed?

 

You’re asking what everybody is up to on Super Bowl weekend?

 

Well that's your Sunday night covered and all other responses had better things to do. So nerr.

 

Im on that lean it got me feeling like woop woop yeah.. fmu fmu..

 

The friend that had me growing a plant came over this morning as I didn't want to climb into my truck and I can tell you, trying to get into a lower vehicle was not much better but nonetheless I squeezed myself in with difficulty and pain and we went to his home so I could look at his plants and the one we traded because it wasn't growing right for me he's now got growing good so I took it back and as we were driving along there was a car accident with 3 patrol cars lined up and here we are with this plant in the back seat, we knew we wouldn't get pulled over but it was funny anyway.

So now I have 2 plants. He said the color of my leaves wasn't good and they aren't I know that, they look yellow and old and yuck but he said the actual stems are healthy and it's producing buds so not to worry too much. Asked me to stop fertilising for a week, but the plant I got back off him in comparison looks so green and fabulous.

 

Miss just caught me giggling, asked what's up. I said oh someone made a thread about Freedoms so I'm just giving him Braveheart quotes. "did you not do this to someone like two years ago? I remember this exact conversation!"

 

yes weed....i' going for a cigarette run and they pay my gas and expenses....carton of smokes off rez is 100 dollars....on rez is 10 so these guys pay me to go get smokes on account not a one of them can legally drive....all drunks....their house is my cash cow

 

Working all weekend - marking assignments.

If it isn't too cold we'll try to get the kids out to play in the snow. We've barely had them out at all because it has just been too damn cold.

 

I don't know if you heard
But
There is a whoooole world outside

 

We use to take a couple of those little cones to use as funnels for pouring gold dust into glass vials for keeping.

 

Yeah... This email I just got seems legit.



From the Office of the Deputy Chief Financial Officer (DCFO)
United States Department of the Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20220
United State of America.
Tel: (+ 1 252 557-1311)

Attention beneficiary,

I am Mr.Steven Muchin from the United States Department of the Treasury. I am contacting you to inform you about the delivery of your beneficiary fund from the United States Department of Treasury and United Nations worth $2.500,000,00USD(Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars).

The authorities wanted to contact the treasury department in your state for the immediate transferring of your fund to you worth $2.5 million dollars, but in other to avoid any further delay in receiving your fund, the authorities decided to send a special delivery officer to convey your fund directly to your house in other to avoid any further delay. Right now the delivery officer is at your Airport and he need start coming over your house right now and deliver your fund to you.

Note: I want to let you know that everything has now been finalized and you must now legally receive your fund immediately without any further delay. All you need to do right now is to reply back to me right away and reconfirm your correct delivery address and your available telephone number so that the delivery officer will proceed right now to your house and deliver your fund to you, so that he must avoid any wrong delivery.

You need to reply back to me right now and reconfirm your correct delivery address below and your available telephone number so that the delivery officer must avoid any wrong delivery:

Your urgent feedback is needed so that the delivery officer must be able to deliver your fund to you right now and return back to his office.

I await your urgent feedback.

Mr.Steven Muchin
Unclaimed fund Unit
United States Department of the Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20220
United State of America.

 

Lol

 

That's brilliant...

 

this fucking troll dont know that the sound from a heating vent travels.. its down in my basement about to get yelled at in 10 , 9, 8... brb..

 

I think that Mnuchin would likely know how to spell his own name.

 

Maybe this was so important he was in a hurry!

 

He talks through his teeth. Kinda weird.