Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Unless you're extremely passive good sex can actually substitute for work outs

 

sex is good exercise for me.. but not so much for the person Im having sex with ..

 

I think i will not inquire further :-D

 

Maybe I didn't mean it blatantly negative though. People who are spoiled where it comes to getting the sex they want could be real lucky. I just shared my honest initial thought that pops up when i hear people saying stuff like 'had no sex for days, i feel terribly deprived'. They obviously were accustomed to getting it very regular

 

Loading up for Daytona test. only one month away now, getting excited.

 

I would not wear that.

 

the view at ascend indoor climbing.. I'm going to break my neck for sure.

 

Lol Yes, i understood you right the first time. Why would you feel like you would go insane without sex for months? Because you crave sex and you would experience not having it as a deprivation. Sorry if i picked a slightly curious wording but that is it.

Btw: just because people don't have sex for months doesn't mean they don't think of it at all. Certainly young people!

 

Not so easy to get that point across and still be polite but you did a hell of ahell of a job asmo ... in the end you are just a projecting sexless freak haha
You are in good company my friend

 

I never got indoor rock climbing.

 

I only passed 2Popo on my way to the scrap yard and now I made it back safe and sound

 

I called asmo a projecting sexless freak I did not attribute it to you young lady... And he is in good company because I too am a projecting sexless freak

 

I have had parking lot sex at the bar and car sex at the bar and plenty of one night stands back in the day when my body could handle such things but never not one time in my life that I have a one-night stand with a girl who I had just met every single time I already knew them from hanging out at the bar or hanging out in my clique or buying cocaine off of me
I don't think I could do it with someone whom I had just met or at least the ones who could talk me into it never looked my way LOL

 

Im going for hanging upside- down, build strength, relearn knots, have fun and socialize. then I can do some roofing work tied off to the chimney .. I also live near some cool hillsides to climb down and explore maybe find some bottles and bones.

 

https://www.wideopenspaces.com/roast-squirrel-with-orange-blackberry-cranberry-sauce/

 

Asking is free And especially if you're not trying to be rude i won't take it as such.

The main reason preventing me from having sex more frequently is my own mind. Im quite content going to funkytown once every few months. That already feels luxurious to me. Of course Im not used to getting laid every day or even week. This might help?

I could get into a relationship (best sex anyway for me), but i would only do so with someone I really like (and vice versa of course). I don't want a bad or even average relationship just to get sex more regularly. I'm not actively looking atm because i don't like dating and don't feel deprived enough i guess
I never try to get laid when drunk btw. Drunk meeting people: possible and can be fun. Drunk sex with stranger: not good at all imo. I don't get the hype. Mild intoxication is so much better

 

that tree stump snowman is brilliant. first because only a real jerk would make such an effort to destroy a snowman, and also because said jerk probably drives that way all the time, and was too oblivious to remember there was a big ass stump there.

honestly, im lucky if i get it once a month. i have gone months and months and months between. i hate it. i get very aggravated and sexually frustrated. but im not into marital rape either. hubby knows im almost always game, but he doesnt ever seem in the mood.
its literally so painfully rare for me, that at the first hint that he is willing, i drop everything. and its usually just a quickie. i take what i can get.
i kinda wish i could get that need satisfied elsewhere, but i dont cheat.

edit to add:
i also have no FUCKING CLUE how you would broach the subject with a partner. like, 14 years of monogamy (at least on my part,) and to try and introduce polyamory? he wouldnt be able to handle it. he still doesnt like that im friends with my ex. ridiculously jealous. but i have NEVER stepped out. and if my ex hadnt cheated, i wouldnt have known you could still care about someone after that, and i wouldnt have stayed when HE cheated. ugh. dudes.

 

There are many ways to explore and be sexy without "actually" cheating. Fantasies and strangers can be very satisfying. Just saying....lol

 

At least once a day at the bare minimum.

 

3 kids die inside a freezer playing hide and seek...freezer was just sitting in the yard