What's Happening???

Umm don’t make fun
But all I got is coors light!
I say we start immediately.

 

I got that mate

 

Fosters.
Australian for shitty beer

 

That pink gin is pretty though

 

people be bitching that they dont make a certain book into a movie. Why not get together with friends find a play house, theater and perform parts it together. record it on phones and have a good time. idk. that dab was godo..

 

I must be the only one on hip likes fosters (must be different in the UK) I got Heineken though

 

Ha Ha it went up me nose trying to take that pic then it came out Fucked anyway

 

I'd have had the Corona. I liked the bottles better though.

 

I've hardly had a drink for two weeks.

 

Oh get over yourself already.

 

Not feeling it?

My parents are visiting today.
I'll probably have a gin and tonic with my dad.
They will drink my gin and then leave.

 

Try them with Vodka and Apple juice mate and they will stay !

Not trying to spoil the vibe but I wish I still had a mum and dad to come drink all my shit !

 

I swear Plenty Of Fish is nothing but prostitutes or gold diggers.

 

Just got bored of being drunk. Plus I've hammered my liver over the years, which as you know can recover, but I gotta be more careful as I get older. I don't want to be a wreck.

 

I’ve been on some really shit dates from that site.

 

Two things I have never done in my life , Had a driving lesson or been on a Dating site ! Too late now

 

I've gotten 6 messages this morning from 20 somethings along the lines of "Hey " or "Wanna text?" Says what I want in my profile but they can't read apparently.

 

I only have stuff like wine, vodka and whiskey in my house for guests. Rarely touch it myself. I only enjoy some beer where it comes to alcoholic beverages these days

 

You’re not missing anything buddy.

Chicks have this thing on dating sites where they take their pictures with their head tilted up so their face looks thinner. Like what did they think I would do when I show up and see they’re about thirty pounds overweight? And it’s not like they make up for it by being particularly interesting.

 

Hey Fuds, have you tried RDR2 online already?