Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

He is right though

 

Found a McRib locator. Something new I can do after I retire, follow the McRib around the world and be a Ribhead.

McRib Locator

 

I can't get behind the George Bush love. The man was an unrepentant war criminal, despite how he acted in public.

 

Thanks to the talk of the HF Novel, Orison had a cameo appearance in my dreams last night, lol

 

Another Day......Another "Nightmare"....Huh...??..



Cheers Glen.

 

Orison provided some comic relief in an otherwise intense and disturbing dream.

I think I saw him naked.

 

It was just a glimpse viewed through a crack in the curtain at his hotel patio door. I thought to myself, that's was Orison or he has company!

 

I need a Love button for this one!

 

Don’t eat pre-made sandwiches from a Chinese delicatessen.

 

I do not eat pre made sandwiches anywhere......I haven't since those delicious toasted bacon and eggs off the coffee truck....I ate hundreds of those

 

Talking about chinese delicatessen. Have you tried one of those dead birds still in the egg already?

 

oh this one time friend got a sammich at the gas station. I said dont open that in my car. he said im hungry, dont open it in my car, ok, can I eat it real quick outside and we can go. he opened it up outside, looked down in the passenger window and said I shouldve opened it at all and took it right back inside.. haha. then he said he wasnt hungry anymore..

 

Only a taste. (It’s as bad as you think. The smell is worse)

I know a girl that actually likes it.

You can get a pretty good idea of how the rest of the night will go based off their noodle slurping technique and the rest of the creamy-oozing shit they eat.

 

Lol

 

looks like they cracked the local king pin with that 60$..

 

Oooo.... Baggies.

 

the bag on the left looks like leaf and sticks

 

pill jar is empty lol