What's Happening???

You can now hire sleeping cylinders in London, like a little capsule, it's tiny, they just slide you in for the night like a caterpillar.

 

Just google that statement... They exist.

 

I feel like I have autism or something when people are amused by the "Your face..." thing. I don't get if it's supposed to be funny or callous or what. It seems like some snarky remark from an elementary school kid.

 

It's a kind of humor that I use, but I don't know why it's funny. Now I'm going to sit here trying to dissect why I find it funny, which usually results in me not finding the thing funny anymore. I used to like a lot more comedy than I do now.

 

I think it's funny. It's my new thing now. I know. I'm pretty lame.

 

Are you sure you aren't a pretty llama?

 

I'm not sure.

 

No "your face is a pretty llama"?

 

Yeah. It occurred to me to post that.

But I didn't. Because YOUR face is a pretty llama.

 

It's like "Yo' Momma!".

It's funny because = Adults busting out something a child would say.

 

It's like a dad joke.

My dad has same frequent favs.

Joc: God, I hate this guy.
Dad: well, he probably hates you too.

Joc: what's for dinner?
Dad: shit on a stick
Joc: ohh like a dagwood?
Dad: yes, but shit.

Joc: I can't get this to work
Dad: maybe it can't get you to work.
Joc: unlikely, dad.
Dad: doofus.

 

Meliai I recall about a week ago you mentioned a time in 2002 where GPS dropped you off in the residential ghetto when you tried to get to the amusement park...

2018 Google Maps has told me the library is in the middle of the street, I'm also in the ghetto but I've walked a few blocks and found it!

My only conclusion from all this is that the ghettos have developed some sort of anti-GPS technology.

 

Neatly explained. That is why it's funny to me.

 

Thats why your face is funny to me

 

Gotta be a conspiracy to attract tourists to the ghetto in order to encourage gentrification and skyrocketing rents so that wealthy investors can make even more money

Probably the work of the Illuminati

 

But at least Yo Momma jokes usually have a punchline...

"Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit",

"Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam."

It takes a bit more cleverness than just repeating what the person said.

 

Bought everything I need to make homemade pumpkin pie tomorrow. Now, just relaxing...think hubs and I are just gonna stay in tonight. I've had a weird headache most of today. :/

 

I'm making a homemade pumpkin pie also. Are they easy to make? I am a much better cook than I am a baker

 

Aw, man, what a day so far. Hope the boss man lets us out early mañana. Need to pick up some Thanksgiving essentials. Not sure if the stores will be more crowded tonight or tomorrow.