What If You Were An Animal

Well in a Community I'm in on PlayStation huge huge thing about it

 

Lol wouldn't we all just want to wear Depends then

 

What I would never want to be is a coyote, a warthog, a vulture, a pig, hyena, or a mole for that matter

 

Full Metal Jacket

 

well i doubt very much this is a thing we'd have a choice. even furs who have furry alter egos or think of themselves or role play or what have you as one.
if i do get to choose, i'd make one up out of features i prefur. furst of all, retractable claws. not only good for climbing, but enables fine manipulation of tiny things too.
add a prehinsile tail. hanging by this gives me all four paws and claws free for working on stuff.
add to these an omnivour's digestion and a mustalid's self defense.
keep the binocular vision, add increased low level sensitivity, and rapid adjustment to changing light levels. also increased and more reliably directional audio sensitivity with extended range.

for the causmetic aspects, two tone yellowis olivish fur, with inverse 'rosettes' (chetah/leapord) pattern, with maybe a pair of racking stripes along the spine and out along the tail.
face distinctly catlike. stance equally at ease on two legs or four. strength to weight ratio catlike, and relatively low maintenance the way that of large cats generally is.

 

I love your detailed explanation of what you want.

Sounds like a squirrel mixed with a cheetah if if I read it correctly.

Great choices. I concur.

 

That dude was cool in Full Metal Jacket. He gave zero fucks.

 

Lol that's the best part of the movie in that scene. Just keeps going like he's a robot. No emotions at all. Just pure grinding.

 

True, he was a badass, in the movie Serenity (2005) they put a muzzle on him

 

No question, a seal without a doubt: lounge around all day in the sun, get as fat as I want without a care in the world, and spend all my free time playing in the waves and eating shellfish. Is there a better life than that?

 

what is this "what if you were" stuff ?

 

I'd be a Gorilla

 

I'd be a big furry ego...I'm working on it.

 

I'm fond of cicadas. They live underground for 7 years then come out to have sex then die

Ok maybe not

Maybe a deer, when hunting isn't in season at least. I enjoy a good prance through the forest.

 

Probably a goat. A goatess.
Or a rabbit, specifically a domesticated rabbit, a white one.
Or a pteranodon.

 

A vulture, nothing messes with them, plenty of dead stuff to eat. I know they're ugly as sin, that's why nobody messes with them.

 

They're kind of gutless though. another reason nothing bothers them is because they're too scared to get near anything that's actually alive.