Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

not dumb....trusting is all....that is ok

 

Haha. You're nice.
I'm just overly keen to add to my unread books pile!

 

^ The part I" loved "O....

 

You ever read this one?



The author has a very fluid style

 

Too late. You can't trick me twice. I have learned to say things out loud.

 

I heard a few good ones I nnever heard before this morning on the radio.....

Hole In The Mattress
by Mister Completely

 

Comedian Jerry Seinfeld To Perform In Pittsburgh
I know youre jealous..

 

it is snowing and pouring rain at te same time here...wtf?

 

All perfectly normal, nothing to see here, that always happens.... [/sarcasm]

 

@Mother's Love great share

 

goofy black lady rear-ends my driver side panel, and then takes off. runs a red light to get away, its raining . license plate and description when I caught up with her she gunned away, so I didnt want to shoot the bitch Ill let police deal with it..

 

bad lady is at the police station. smh , no license no insurance . got to go id her but its probably her, cop said she has an attitude . im a take my time ,he said I could hope she cools down by then . u hit and run and expect the police to be nice.

 

@Noserider you ok sunshine?....hearing fires on my news again

 

ive gone full circle on my car chief.
I am glad i am leaving this team he's not listening to me now and making the car worse and worse. now I am 4 tenths off a mediocre team
i tell him dude, we are too loose off exit, cannot touch the throttle I'm losing all my speed down the straights
"oh it will be ok here try this, it's a lot more looser"
no! its already too loose. tighten it up, do whatever you did but the total opposite for me.
"oh but on the long runs we will be good up top"
we'll be fucken 15 second down by the time that comes in, we are too loose.
nup nup nup this is the setup

grrr well his setup is shit. I am 4 points out of the championship lead, one race to go, give me something i can drive.

 

I spoke to my new team, they gave me a setup
its not legit, but it should be better than what I have hehe.
okay ill test that in a hour or so. wanna win this championship this morning. it would be huge for me.

 

didnt have to confront the lady, just thru glass and said it was her, drew a traffic report and shes going to county jail for the night for leaving scene, no license, no insurance.
will probably be pretty high fine state pursues it, most never pay and just drive without license and insurance again.. out of my hands now, cover my own damage poop .

 

got 2 setups to try now. think praccy open up in 40 mins or something.

 

I turned out to be the only hell my mamma ever raised

 

Aw, thanks for checking in. Yeah, they're not near me. We're fine down in the concrete jungle of the LA basin. No wild fires here.

Just earthquakes