This is the last "palm tree" related question i will ask..

No... But I bet some guys would rent the movie.

 

They'd be better off with peace and quiet and a moist towel.

 

Actually it does.

 

But it hurts, right?

 

Are you talking to me?

 

Yeah I guess so. Cause it's rough on your vagina?

 

I dont think there's enough lube in the world to make that not hurt

 

Narrator: This wasn't the last palm tree related question she asked

 

Not really.

 

Well....if you'll excuse me I have a sexy af palm tree to bang. Please don't disturb us.

It was nice knowing you ladies.......

 

Imagine how the inhabitants of Easter Island must have felt when the last Chilean wine palm (Jubaea chilensis) was felled

 

I want to believe

 

One islander chopped the tree down, and it landed on another islander's head (not one of the stone ones).
"Hey, I felt that!"
"No, I felled it!"

It makes as much sense as anything else in this thread.

 

most palm fetishes start with date palms, and eventually move on to coconut palms.

 

Yes, because I have another intimate moment with my palm tree husband.