What's Happening???

Dude...what is going on???

I got your back, Kween

 

Why you gotta lie dawg

 

I'm bloated dude.

But to answer your question, I'm fake, my marriage is a dud, and all I do is lie.

 

^but you have pasta and wine so thats a plus

 

Mostly I just think I need about a 5 hour massage. 5 hours might be enough to work these knots out

Sounds expensive

 

Don't be like that neo. Just stop.

 

or you could use a foam roller and lacrosse ball

 

Yeah that sounds ok too

 

Why? Why can't I be the person people are accusing me of being?

 

All HF members have apparently synced their monthly cycles and it has not been pretty

The dudes too, somehow

 

Been there; done that.

Except it was Del Taco.

 

Boston Red Sox pitcher David Price is now 0-9 in playoff games, essentially a 30 million dollar a year bust.

 

moved 250w speakers to my room.. not the best idea. Julie is not liking that.

 

Stephen King was on serious drugs when he directed the movie Maximum Overdrive.


Btw: the girl who played Connie in Maximum Overdrive (Yeardley Smith) is the voice of Lisa Simpson on the Simpsons

 

Because you're better.

That's why. Be the heroine.

 

You are all becoming too Slavic for me

 

Talk about a walking Adidas commercial

My Ahhh-didas walk through the concert doors
and roam all over coliseum floors
I stepped on stage, at Live Aid
all the people gave, and the poor got paid

 

I just go married to a beautiful Greek woman