Stoned Ramblings

I am admitting to a crime maybe here but fuck it. Come try to arrest me.
So anyway I went to the movies at the mall yesterday. I parked outside near the overhang area. Went in the mall through the main entrance but the movie got out near the next exit north of there. So there was steps all blocked out as I left and for no reason I could see, so I just stepped past the yellow tape and took the quick way to my car.
Sooo went there today and figured I would park right near the steps. I walk up the same steps I walked down yesterday....but now I know why there was caution tape. Turns out there was wet paint on the steps today. So I marched through despite my feet squeeking with each step of wet paint. I get to the top and it's all blocked off unlike yesterday. So I go back down and go there through the mall.
On the way out I go around knowing that the easy exit steps are blocked and wet. But these fucking idiots painted all the steps at the same time. I walked the roadway for a while, even jumped down from the top parking platform to the next lower one , but.....eventualy i hit the parking platform where I couldn't jump down or climb down so the last level I ran down the wet painted steps. Lots of witnesses but I don't give a fuck, I'm not going back into the mall to go down a flight of steps. So my shoes squeek with each step because of the paint on the bottom of my feet as I leave. But I get away unscathed.. as I leave the parking garage I see security entering....i know they are looking for me but fuck them I was gone as they pulled in.

 

Wish I got video because it would take too many words to describe this incident accurately enough to describe it all here.

 

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these dummies sucking on a flash drive thinking its a vape or something

 

Went to dinner at a friend's house tonight and met someone running for city council. Seems like a good guy, so he'll get my vote.

 

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Been nice knowing you guys to the north...
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So this is a true, real-life case of damned if you do (admit) and damned if don't (admit) AND there is any of that cannabis in your system, huh...

Just thinking/wondering out loud here - are they going to test ALL Canadians entering this grand ole USA just to see do they smoke (or as in my case, eat it) ???

Good grief, its getting more and more ridiculous with the laws here...or so it certainly seems. smh

 

I saw the Queen movie preview twice now at the movies. It has all these scenes with girls in it, I thought the dude was gay? Lol. I wouldn't watch it. Not my genre.

 

I'd watch it.

 

booze I the sun always does me in....I am barely hanging in....and my fingers are sore from scissoring

 

Drinking in the sun was like one of first things I ever was told about alcohol as a no no. Lol.

 

And thats total bullshit, daydrinking is the best

 

No not day drinking, sun drinking. As in, being out in the sun all day getting sunburn and drinking.

I'm a shade chaser, so I've never had it effect me, I also down a bottle of water for every 3 drinks lol.

 

I did it yesterday and had a brutal hangover today

 

I just got our shower screen on ebay it should be here during the week. I hope so cause there's only 2 weeks until we go camp. Still not sure if we can fit it all on our designated lot, thinking I should not have sold the other lot and used it as a car park instead.

Unless I can find a specific use for my trailer when it's not being used, but it has a cage around it which makes it difficult. It would be cool if I could make like, a bench on there and use the trailer as a kitchen bench, but I don't have the skills to make that work or built it.

 

@Pete's Draggin' lol pete I just told that guy I assumed he loved cock in his bu util he said he only wanted to talk to women....he was hinting that being gay is a wrong thing....then I hit post and read you saying ''keep it clean'' lol....y post was x rated....something about a big cock sliding in and out of his bum

hot divorcee called me fro the waters edge and said she had ciders on ice.....I was helpless....went and downed a few in the blazing sun and wobbly drove home ….I know better but sometimes it dont matter what you know....fun is fun..

 

Yeah, I just called him a homphobe

 

oh thank you...sometimes I misread shit but I dont think I did this time

 

I just PM'ed him. Invited him to bring all his sex shit into your house The Stoned Ramblings.
Have fun.....
Play safe.....



Jk

 

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