Stoned Ramblings

Snooker sounds diriter than "in the pink"

 

Two in the pink.

One in the stink.

 

Chicks are like snooker, if pink is covered by red go for the brown.

 

Shit I'm seriously laughing at myself. I need to stop.

Seriously Fuddy. Stop.

Stahp.

 

Noseriding in the pink sounds pretty goddamn dirty lol

 

I dunno, I'm slightly turned on.

 

How many snooker points between your legs fuddy? Lol.

You gotta be black to Max out at 14 but if you haven't had a woman for while blue balls for 10 points might be correct.

 

Holy shit I just got brain freeze from my menthol mango vape juice lol.

 

This is not how I've always pictured snooker. Bar rules?

 

@Meliai

Red = 1
Yellow = 2
Green = 3
Brown = 4
Blue = 5
Pink = 6
Black = 7

Sink a red, go for color..

Any fouls off colors are penalised at what the ball is worth so there might be 13 points left on the table a pink and black ball, if you're 15 points behind you want to snooker the white behind the black, if they miss hitting the pink you get 6 points.

I've never played on a proper table but I have my table at home drawn up as a snooker table and you can play but with I think 4 or 5 less balls but it's a lot harder because of table congestion whereas on a big snooker table you have so much more space and room. The balls just end up on rails on normal sized tables lol.

Atm the snooker season kicked off so I've been watching it in TV. I like to emulate certain characteristics of players I like. They all tend to have the same thing. This delayed pause before they stroke through.

 

Face palm...

Okay, I guess it does. I guess it's like basketball terms, "driving the lane and putting it in the hole."

I guess I'd be the first to make fun of a HF user with the screenname "hole stuffer."

 

to be clear neo….not making fun of you...I like your screen name

 

I've been pronouncing it noser-ider this whole time.

 

Since I know literally nothing about surfing but that it is done on a surf board in the ocean on waves...I never thought the u/n @Noserider had anything to do with surfing. I just thought it was something you made up. Like @neonspectraltoast.

All that snooker, balls and hole stuffing talk have me a little excited. lol

 

Snooker Lynn. I'm telling ya, chicks with sticks is sexy as hell

 

Lol

Got a woman, thx

 

2 points then, two red balls. Lol. Fuckimtalkingshit

 

Hahaha
As you should!

 

Some days it's hard being Irm, man. I'm all over the place and erratic. I gotta mix some thug with positive vibes, some realism and utter shit.