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I enjoy pinot noirs and Sauvignon Blancs too. I also like malbecs and cabernets.

 

Ah ha!

Not chardonnay, and drier

But a white all the same

 

That's racist

 

No shit Sherlock.........

 

The drier the better. I do enjoy pouilly fuisse, which I think is a white burgundy made from the chard grape.

And Neo! Nice! Glad to talk to a wine person. I love most red varietals, as long as they aren’t sweet.

 

Yeah, I like my wine like I like my humor: dry.

Though I love me some mimosas.

 

Mom is visiting my aunt. I am staying at my mom's old people home. No big deal, I don't talk to anybody so nobody talks to me. I hear a commotion outside. Someone going from room to room yelling about red lights. I ignore because no red lights and even so...nobody here.
Did I mention I took a shower and stayed naked because...well nobody is here. Well ffw. To the fact that they knock on mom's door. I don't answer and they open the door. I yell "nobody is here" he say "well a red light is on so I have to make sure it gets shut off" I get up to check the bathroom and bedroom ropes. Sure enough the bathroom light is visibly on when I stand up. I have to walk right past the front door where the night security guy had walked in. He sees I'm naked and apologized, but I don't mind and I'm glad he would come in if my mom needed help but.....awkward...
So sitting down and the light goes on 2 more times by its self. So yeah mom's got to get that shit fixed. I tried taping it in place but her wall is wet so the tape dosnt stick well. Oh well I'm sleeping naked and if the tape fails again they can wake my naked ass up and see that my mom is out of town.

 

Lol, great story!

 

Bloody Mary all the way .

 

Yeah it sounds pretty dumb if you don't have a little backstory.

 

I cannot stomach even one of those. Nastiest thing I've ever tasted. Now, a good martini on the other hand...

 

The kids at the bus stop have told their mom that the house being shot up last week was gang related.

The 6th grade girl told that her brother is in a gang and the shooter was looking for him. When he wasn't there, or didn't come out, the guy tried to shoot the dogs that were inside the house barking.

That's why the shooter texted the mom "don't slip in the blood".

 

I'll stick with good ol' PBR or my luxury beer Guinness or my pals Jack & Jim. Fuck ya'lls fancy shit. Oh & fuck your backstory McFuddles.........

 

LOL stuff like PBR is why it took me 20 years to warm up to beer.

 

Hey. Beer is pretty awesome. Although you risk looking like a hipster with your PBR. Guiness is great, and jim has some good shit going on.

 

I was drinkin' PBR before Hipster was even a term..........before the first man bun was tied up............before the first pussy shit claimed hippness to be a virtue......... Hipsters just wish they was me......

 

Red ales and West Coast IPAs till I die

 

Yeah but were you drinking it before the first pussy hat protest?

 

I drank a lot of PBR in my early twenties because I was poor. I used to get comments from older rednecks all the time for drinking it, it was funny because all the hipsters drank PBR, and all the rednecks thought it was such a weird trend because that's what they drank back in the 70s.

 

Probably because pussy hats were first invented by my ex......