If you were to start a club

Yeah. A bus driver was asked if he would take the entire six form of a Catholic girl's school to the wildlife park.

"Sorry no can do," he replied, turning to a page of that month's Economist magazine.

 

hahahah.. smart man.

teenagers are hellions to start with.

 

I feel Inessential, undetermined and very sober.

 

Wrong thread lol.

Fuck clubs

 

I'm sorry, lad, I just can't like any of those things. but you have my support, and as for as the sober part.. (hands over a bottle of rum)

 

I dont care to belong to any club that will have me as a member

 

Who said that? Was it Groucho Marx or am I way off?

 

you, sir, are correct.

 

You got it dude

I had to look it up, i remembered the quote but thought George Carlin said it for some reason...i was way off

 

Eh... Wouldn't say way off. Right profession.

 

Damn I'm good.

 

I would say that's why @EloiseAtThePlaza likes you, but I think she's replaced you with @Meliai with the whole 'new isle of lesbos' thing. sorry bud. (passes you a beer to commiserate) was good while it lasted, right?

 

Pfft. Women.

 

yeah, see. they could invite a few of us guys and instead turn it into 'orgy island' but noooo...
it's ok, Iv'e got a 55 gallon drum of lube and pornhub.

 

Pfffft
Impossible

 

Eh men

 

hey, it's @McFuddy you gotta convince.

 

no, no, it's ok, I'm used to not being a girl's type.

'giant hairy ogre' doesn't come across as appealing to most women.. see, McFuddy's got the whole 'young stalin thing' going for him.. best I can manage is 'rasputin-esque wildman'

I'm too big, too frightening, too uncivilized, too feral.. and I know it. those that like it, though..(and really like it, not just 'wanna try it' and freak out) well.

 

'ah truth, so many times spoken in jest!'