Stoned Ramblings

hubb's uncle was wondering why they didnt "or forever hold your peace..."
they must have known the risk was too great. i wasnt even in the chapel, i walked up to the neighboring property where there was a horse show. we looked, we walked back, he passed out for a bit.
but like, even on the clothes. MY kids shoes still had thrift tags in them, HER grandkids' shoes were brand fucking new. and oh, heres the grandkids to sing a song for the couple....
um, my children are rocks? i mean, out of 3 live births only 2 still breathe, but surely the children of his flesh fucking count, right? oh. no. because fuck us for not taking advantage of them like every white (or mixed, shit, i aint racist) trash person in their life. we dont take advantage, so we dont count. but all the fuckers living with you, stealing your shit, eating your food, not paying you rent.... those are all "real" people.

fuck them to the moon and back. but badly. an unsatisfying fuck if ever i imagined one.

meanwhile, after months of no nookie, im fighting with hubby over the lack of nookie. of course, i am the one who is wrong.
it takes a couple of suggestive words and an ear nibble. i NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE. all he has to do is suggest it and act interested. lets fuck in the garage, i dont need a bed, mama didnt raise some kind of sissy...
but no. its me. im the issue.

im trying not to pressure him. but the frustration boils over. youve seen it. "i dont feel like it when you yell at me..."

asshole you carried on a 6 month affair. you know what im not doing? im not fucking other people. so surely, *i* am the one who is wrong. and if i say that he'll just "oh why cant you get over that"

how fast do you think he would get over it if i stepped out on him? even once, let alone for SIX MONTHS.

if i didnt feel like it and he was horny id still blow him. i would try to help him, and i do love to melt a man with my mouth. its powerful. i like power. but damn. i cant get nothin.
i got orison showing up to help me wrangle emu in my dreams, (yeah, the whole dream was weird, but thanks for helping out, hope i didnt keep you up that night Orison) but i cant get the dick in my life to be inspired to fuck. im out of fucking ideas. the harder i try the worse it gets. im starting to think that im just trying to reduce MY footprint so its less to clean up when im gone.

 

You're too young to live like that.

 

that sucks. Nobody should be deprived.

 

And she's done it! Back-to-Back K&N Series Championships! I got bumped out of the lead with 13 laps to go, was a good bump and run I got sideways, no harm no foul, I let him know that, he went on to win the race I came 5th and won championship by 10 points. Yay!! Now I get to buy myself another trophy time for some drinks! That's 24 races, 2 wins and about 18 top 5's lol, over 2 seasons. 12 races a season. Consistency, consistency, consistency.

I had 3 opportunities to knock him out of the way after he done me in, but I'm better than that. I'm 10 points better than that SsSsSsssssucker!

 

did our user photo albums disappear?

 

Damn tiger snake, trying to drink beer!!

 

Dipped Your Dick In The Bottle Again Did We....???



Cheers Glen.

 

2nd cup of coffee this morning

 

lokk under ''media'' on the header and it says ''your albums''

 

ounce for ounce the venom of a daddy long legs can kill more people than an h bomb


this the outdoor part of buddy's medical grow...

 

Are Daddy Longlegs Really the Most Venomous Spiders In the World?

 

Wait!


You dipped your dick in your second cup of coffee?


No more coffee for you, young man...

 

lol.....I cant believe you looked it up and provided proof....you should know by now not to take e seriously....besides....its is the common garder snake which has the deadliest venom except it cant penetrate skin and release the venom at the same time...it takes a few minutes for that to happen

 

the common crow can smell an insect 10 miles away

 

life long surfers all suffer from something called curl toe disease where their toes curl under the feet causing serious problems for those that like to tippy toe

 

2:20

 

Well... I am a fool and am prone to foolish behavior. I've kind of accepted this and just give myself over to it by this point.

 

this dude put a banquet dinner in the microwave and it smells like a hot garbage dumpster in the sun in here

 

Pretty sure Banquet dinners are supposed to smell that way... Ever read the ingredients list?