How To Talk To Guys??!! Asking A Guy Difficult Questions

Praiseworthy? Yes. Most sensical way, arguable

 

What could be more sensical

 

Not treat them as normal people, whatever the circumstances

 

Oh. I see.


You know you were always special to me

 

Special as in abnormal? :-D Or because you finally came across a guy that seemed (almost) normal?

 

This one girl came up to me at a party and said "Do you want want a relationship." She was gorgeous so I willing acquiesced to her charms.

Or just try being a mean bitch. That usually works.

Anyways men's hearts are going cheap right now.

 

Wow
Who does that

 

I thought only 'uggos'

 

"When it comes to emotions, women paint with a full set of oils, while men are doodling with crayons."

 

Well she was nuts yeah. But I was young and good looking if I can say so myself. We had a fling for a few months. I guess she just went with the moment. Call it chemistry or animal magnetism. IDK.

 

"The key to a man's heart is via his stomach"

VG almost had it right.

 

If it were only that simple.

For example, the key to Somali guy's heart is watching Zakir Naik's videos and accepting Islam.

Not making him lasagna.

 

Lasagna won't do it for me either in most cases.

But Eloise, just keep it real here: how good is your cooking? :-D I have the feeling somali guy has solid grounds here

 

Yeah but she has the Islam thing down

 

My words in blue.
If you were asking me these questions...

 

Lol she's Catholic.

 

I would rather not answer that.

 

Maybe he could convert to Catholicism