What's Happening???

Those are all over Indiana!

 

Hope you are ok, but, I'm Laughing My Fuckin Ass Off right now!!!

 

@Born25YearsTooLate
....And he farted when he bent over to gasp from the self inflicted blow

 

Just cut the front and back yard, and It started pouring just after I shut my lawn mower off. Good timing!

 

Contemplating taking a looong, hot bath.
Maybe do a sheet mask too.

But I don't feel like getting up.

 

do it. Pamper yourself

 

dude, I've had incidents...

the most recent (and worst) one.. I was standing, having a piss. sneezed. cracked my forehead on the wall, pulled a rib, farted, pulling the rib caused me to start coughing til I started dry heaving, I tripped over the toilet, fell into the shower, whacked the side of my head on the wall, tried to catch myself, wound up punching myself in the jaw, landing wrong and dislocating my ankle.

the like of a klutz is not an easy one.

 

Damn bro, LOL! As I read that all I could think of was this scene on Naked Gun:

 

it's like that sometimes. I'm 6'6" living in a world built for the 5'5"

 

You're a walking three stooges episode!

 

at least I'm flexible and can take falls well. I come out of crap like that with minimal injury.

 

6'6"? Holy smokes, that's why you're bumping into shit bro, LOL! At least you don't have to worry about picking a fight
With you. Who the hell fucks with a tall dude? People size me up aaaalll the daaaamn tiiiime!

 

shit, more often than you'd think. I'm 240 now, but when I was lifting, I was 325.. and all the sawed off jumped up little boys with napoleon complexes wanted to take on the giant because they had something to prove.

lucky, most people aren't so drunk that they forget 'palming their face' equates to 'squash their head.'

shitty thing is, I'm still growing.. about 1/3 of an inch a year. (not all the hormones kicked off at the end of puberty, so doc said odds are, I'm gonna be growing til I'm 50-55, when you'd naturally start shrinking, and it's possible I'll hit 7')

 

That's the same height as Michael Jordan

 

why do cows have hooves?

because they lactose ..

 

yeah. it's got its highs and lows. its ups and downs.

at least the growth isn't so rapid that it's putting excessive strain on my heart, so that's nice.

downside, I'm constantly in that half-coordinated teenager phase of things.

funny thing to imagine.. one of my previous girlfriends was 4'7"

 

what do you call a cow without legs?

ground beef.

and it doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come to you anyway.

 

Magic legs...

 

6'6"

Daaamn

 

7 feet??! Got damn! Hey, those little guys with Napoleon complexes comin at you, just knock em to the fuckin moon, man! They deserve all that shit.