What's Happening???

I'll save my wishes for next week xD

 

It's because the cats are never fully asleep.

They pretend to be asleep until you want to put flea preventative drops on them. Then when you sneak up on them, at the last minute, they bolt awake and run away, leaving you with an open vial in your hand, cussing.

Alternately, you catch them by the scruff of the neck as they try to flee and much hissing, yowling, scratching, cussing, and some of the flea preventative goes on.

 

I feel cursed when it comes to Lesbian weddings and marriage wishes.

I'ma keep my mouth shut but you know where my heart is.

 

Guess that is a touchy subject for you, Aeri.

 

heheh. my boys, I'll drop a half a handful of cubed ham in front of them. they're so busy stuffing face, they could care what I do. I pet them a couple times, third or fourth pet, fleadrops! they continue nomming. and it makes it easier if I drop the ham in front of them just before they wake up, because they're hungry and confused.

 

Thank you for your kind words

 

huh...

Lime flavored Le Croix tastes like Fruit Loops when you burp

 

Yum.

 

My brother mixes le croix with everclear because he's a fucking psycho.

 

I mix it with Vodka and cranberry juice

 

Yuck, Everclear. ((insert puking emoji))

 

I dont know what any of that foreign sounding stuff is.

I do know vodka though

 

Is that what you were having last night?

Yeah... There just has to be a better way.

As in, every other possible way.

 

That's because you're a red sparrow sent by Putin.

 

LOL yup.

I don't know what Everclear is. I heard people talking about it when I was in high school and college, but I never had it.

 

everclear is a high proof grain alcohol, colorless, tasteless (like vodka)

depending on the area sold it can be either 75.5% or 95% alcohol by volume. not to be drank straight, and I've used it in some garage chemistry before (the 95% stuff is good for that, as well as cleaning electronics)

also my alcohol of choice for making green or golden dragon mj tinctures and other medicinal preparations.

I also happen to use it as my fallback when I ever want to get more than 'lightly buzzed'

 

Oh my sweet McFuddy buddy

 

what's happening now? I was pulling up my sock, my hand slipped, and I just punched myself in the junk....

 

Hahaha fuck!