Do You Haiku?

Once upon a time
You thought you couldn't haiku
I knew you were wrong

 

You are on a roll
Keep that cool streak going D
You are the queen bee

 

Queen Bee's are so cool
But Queen Ants are not so cool
Queen Aunt no contest

 

Screw it all to hell
I've wasted the whole damn day
Damn you Hip Forums!

 

The first movement starts
Something like this, how many
Syllables is that?

 

D is the Queen B?
You mean just like Beyoncè?
I enjoy 'Halo'

 

Who is the Queen Aunt
I bet it is Irminsul
She's a tutor now.

 

I am so hungry
I will make some food and say
Get In Mah Tummy

 

Yum yum yum yum yum
This food's really really good
No cat No nom nom

 

Well... I never knew
Aeri is on a roll too
She likes to haiku

 

When I'm calling haiku.....oooooo……
Will you answer true....oooooo……
There's none like haiku.....oooooo….
Who makes me so blue.....oooooo….

 

Stalking in shadow
The fever, the rage, vengeance
I am the Dark Knight

Ahhh... A topic that fits like an old shoe

 

Kitty you're lucky
To live in the house with me
Go eat some kibble

 

You all amaze me
I count all your syllables
We should write a book

 

Gargoyle, my perch
My enemies will know dread
Fear is my ally

Forged from pain and loss
None shall suffer what I have
That has been my oath

With naught but my will
Riches, training and my pain
I become justice

McFuddy should stop
Writing about The Batman
But Alas! He won't

Figured instead of putting up a bunch of different posts I'd just stuff them all into one. Just doing my part for the environment.

 

She is his Queen bee

Don't take it personally
Who is your Queen bee?

(LOL...and don't worry..i don't want to be your Queen bee....)

(I was thinking about all of this because my neighbor has a new girlfriend it seems overnight...and she is taking over there from what i see..and I have not met her yet, and already there is a bad energy around......The real Queen of the house and her husband are away right now.and i can't wait until they get back..as the real Queen Bee of that manor will not have it. She draws the lines...always has there...and i fear for Josh, her husband's son..he so lonely...he cannot see what is happening)

 

She abdicated
But my love will not be stilled
Nor hers, unfulfilled

 

Is it bad that I count the syllables of yall's haikus first, before I read their content?

 

Haiku thread slowly
becoming just another
Conversation thread

 

lol but only in haiku form