What is that last thing you did naked or sexual?

My iron caste chastity belt prevents me from treating my body like an amusement park. Much to my chagrin, I assure you.

 

^^^^...Forgot The Combination To The Lock Again Huh.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Had it written down, but it went through the wash.

Oh the humanity!!

 

lowered a basket with skin cream down a hole in my basement

 

May one ask why?

 

I thought it was some odd double entendre, but I'm a bit too dull to get it.

 

just the getting ready? did you put your clothes back on for the lovemaking or did it get interrupted?

 

Because she puts the lotion on the skin or gets the hose again.

 

Posted a reference to an old movie on hipforums.

 

I'll help you out with that. 'fires up blowtorch' This might sting a bit.. and don't worry.. the smell of cooking sausage is perfectly normal...

 

kinda like dealing with a stuck bolt - can't be locked if'n it's liquid!!

Let's get McFuddy lit!

 

Uh... You know what you're doing with that blowtorch, right? *laughs nervously*

 

Theoretically.. yes.

 

*pauses a brief moment, in thought*

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Good enough for me!

 

good! I don't have a lot of practical experience doing this... it usually never comes up that I have to get iron underwear off a dude. have had to take it off a couple girls at SCA events, though.. but those were padlocks.. easy pickings if you know how. Nooo, McFuddy had to go with the premium combination lock model... lol

 

Spared no expense!

 

I did something with a jar of peanutbutter. Naked or sexual..? You will never know muahaha!

 

gonna do it now ( baths running ) don't be scared little bath its only me

 

Naked: danced
Sexual: ...yeah right

 

Dance along to Francesco Gabbani's Occidentali's Karma.
FuN!!

 

Climbed a tree, of course