Stoned Ramblings

@McFuddy dang dude... you may need some medicinal firecrackers. They are guaranteed to make you feel some kind of way...and not self destructive.

You have the backbone to jump in here and chat with this crazy crowd and I'm sorry but that means you have people that give a shit about you! So...idk...

Do you exercise? Have you ever tried firecrackers? Are you in a legal state? (I'm not. lol)

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Since we're just talking here, my legs are sore from where I've been trying Mel's description of a butt workout - which is squats, lunges and getting down on all 4's and kicking up and out. Thanks for that @Meliai. I am most probably imagining things but dang if I don't think I can already see a difference. Is my butt supposed to get sore, Mel...because it isn't. lol

 

Whiile we are at it my legs hurt too. I ended up hand wrapping 5 pallets in the afternoon already with sore legs and now my glutes are killing me. Good gainz but.

 

She's a keeper and she'll teach ya, and she'll turn around and beat ya. She's a joker, and she, knows just what to say to piss off and provoke ya. She's a smoker and a toker and always staying high, she's got Squirmi Irmi eyyyyyyes

 

Do you use the toilet spray during or after going to the toilet?

We have a spray but we also have scented oil sticks and candles lol. If someone didn't know any better I could tell them I pass strawberries and they'd believe it.

 

i'm glad my butt exercises are working for you

i rarely get sore from them but still see results. really blows that "no pain no gain" theory out of the water

oh, and i have one more to suggest if you have a coffee table/some sort of low table to prop yourself on....prop one leg behind you on the table, like the front of your foot down on the edge of the table, with the other leg in front of you and squat. I do it with 10 lb weights. It gives you some killer hamstrings

 

If it has a lot of red hairs I would name it Harry

 

Harry... Harry pairoftesticles.

 

No... just Harry.

Make your own strain!

 

Hahaha

 

Red Foreman is a good name for such a strain too imo!

 

Red Foreskin?

 

@Lynnbrown nah not a legal state. We're working on it, tho.

 

Eric Foreplay for a weak mediocre strain

 

I think you can still buy a bag of the plastic army men at dollar stores here.....I had pretty good ones for awhile.....with realistic faces and stuff......loved playing army..

 

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will farrel and chad smith from rhcp

 

First day at the new apartment and I already fucked something up. This death machine is supposed to control a bar that you can hang your clothes on (it can be heightened/lowered). I was screwing around with it and a piece flew off and now the whole thing is lopsided (it actually came crashing down in a way that was pretty funny).

For some reason I'm hoping Orison, Rolling, or Spiff know how to fix this...

Fuck I miss my dryer.

The pics are sideways. The left is actually the top.

 

looks like it operated like a window blind. if two lines are together one has more slack then the other.. make em both even .

 

They're gonna make you pay for that, you know.

 

omg @quark where in the world do you live? Like what country? I've never seen anything like that but in movies from decades and decades ago.

That looks like something The Mother would like to/try to rig up.

I plan on getting a dryer (DON'T FAINT EVERYONE) this coming year. My friend found a "live box" that is 220 voltage under one of these ginormous old air conditioners from the 1950's. Under another old ginormous air conditioner there is (of course) another live high voltage plug in, and I plan to put in an air conditioner that will cool more than 15 square feet around it.

I've made her vegetable/beef soup and I'm ready for the day. Its also noon, so I should have been ready hours ago.