Stoned Ramblings

Il have another problem though...I really think something is wrong with me...I simply cannot keep up with my keys. I even have a Bright Blue carabiner attached to the keys, which I in turn attach to the huge rings that hold the straps on my pocketbook. Just last week I had to call a locksmith to make me another set - which, by the way, I am CERTAIN it cost less than if I had gone to the Ford Dealership.

Anyway, I've been real careful and tonight I happened to look at my pocketbook and THERE WAS NO BLUE CARABINER with keys. :'( At least I have my other set...but honestly.....what the hell is the matter with me.

If they were laid any single place ANYWHERE in this house (since Saturday or Sunday), I am almost 100% certain The Mother has done something with them...and then...well short of a true miracle I'll never find them.

Last week when I had called the locksmith to come make me another set, my man friend arrived shortly after him...and damn if he didn't find them. ALSO - he found them where I would have NEVER EVER looked...a place where I'm certain The Mother had knocked them - into a kitchen chair nobody uses...my friend just turned the chair up...something I would never have done. I've done it tonight though.

I'm just glad I got another set.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!? (please don't tell me too many things...I'm asking that as a rhetorical question more than anything else - unless you think you might really know what is wrong with me.)

Where are the dang psychics that are supposed to tell a person where there lost keys are?!?

 

My keys live on my lunch box.

 

In the freezer

 

I've found my phone in the fridge a few times.

 

My ex put her keys in the freezer... Twice.

 

I left my purse at home yesterday and it was a strange feeling. I was forever looking for my purse when I was out and about lol.

 

I just noticed i can't see certain new posts?
like the chatbot tells me, bigblackclocks created a thread i figure that's go to be a laugh but i cannot see iton new posts lol.

 

It's in Real Kinky. It doesn't show in the main forums. I guess you have to go to the sex sub-forums.

 

Ah okay, well that makes sense gets the rubbish off the main screen, but that will mean I miss out on some lolz.

 

up kid sitting while hot divorcee goes for errands and another hair appt .....

my keys stay right in the ignition when here on the island .....second set in my desk....and my house doesnt have keys because the doors dont lock ....havnt locked the house in 6 years .....i manage 1 key....dont even use the remote key fobs either....all manual

 

ah man, i led half of that race and then on a restart i got glitched felt like someone ran in the back of me but nobody did but I just went slideways outta nowhere. I still get 2 points for leading most laps and I came 5th. Pretty sure I still have the lead in championship, next guys only finished 1 and 2 spots ahead of me.

by 2 points I hold the lead. for all who don't know, it's a point a position so, yeah, lol it is close.

 

Google says 6 hours to rollings island for me.

 

6hrs is doable with an overnight trip
should make a thing of it you guys. have a boys weekend and you can sit around and drink and smoke and talk smack on all of us

 

i got glitched....lol......a ghost pit maneuvered you.....

if you fly to toronto its only less than 3 hours from here irminsul....if you booked i am sure everyone else would have to come

 

when i ate all those cookies the other night i got glitched too

 

Stress.

 

They won't let me into his country...


And if I did, somehow, make it there, they wouldn't let me back into my country.

 

The most badass shit ever posted on hip.

Does your wallet say bad motherfucker on it?

Sincerely

 

Nope...

 

OMG!!!! I just found my keys! They were outside beside where i just planted some sweet mint. I have No Idea how they got there, nor can I imagine just holding them in my hand and laying them down where I found them. BUT WHO CARES?! Not me!!! I am all smiles

I also looked in the freezer twice. Just in case, you know...

Now I believe I have an anti-stress headache...is that a thing? Seriously, my head began about to burst when I found them, and its cause I <3 you folks so much that I'm plowing through it to let y'all know that even though there is undoubtedly something wrong with me, I STILL FOUND MY KEYS. :2thumbsup:

@Aerianne you couldn't be more right - my dang life is rife with stress. lol but I'm glad I found my keys.

Off to take some OTC DRUGS for headaches now.

Oh Happy Day!!!