Stoned Ramblings

Because disliking Jimi Hendrix is baaaaaaaaadddd

I don't like him either. I know.

 

Its like calling someone a racist because they're critical on immigration
Ignorance i guess. A lack of understanding.

 

I went to my eye dr, and he tell me Ive some cataract. very weak left eye, allergy in both eyes. so 460$ for new eyeglasses, bi focal, and sunglasses ..

as Im leaving a cop is harassing some kids on skateboards in the parking lot. so I told the cop to leave them alone they aint hurting nobody. he replies with its private property no skateboarding, and I said hey jackass my car is a giant skateboard! and then the kids rolled around in circles calling him a jackass. funny shit.

 

Fart Squirrel is at her wits end getting her little stinkers across the street

 

Liked me this, cos he almost sounds like mally

Few of you guys liked this.. but really, you all lost your sense of humour? Us Brits too much for you? Lmao

 

Id like one, if it didnt cost more than a car.. JetSurf Motorized Surfboards

 

no it is not….it is nothing like that at all?

I thought it was incredibly funny

 

Is sayin a lesbian is ''butch'' bad?....is it thought of as derogatory?.....is it like how only blacks call each other ******? so a term of endearment for that group only?

 

It's nothing at all like the N bomb, but I would avoid the term butch unless you have a pretty good handle on the situation.

I think it's one of those depends kinda things. When you're not sure what, keep your mouth shut.

 

I'm too tired to bitch about that.

 

I think it's an accurate descriptor of a certain type. It's easier to say, "I like butch girls" than it is to say, "I like girls with short hair, who don't wear dresses, and who exude a certain degree of masculinity in their attitude and mannerisms."

But it really depends on both context, and audience. I don't find it to be an offensive term, but I know at least one person who does. I wouldn't open with it upon meeting someone new if I was you...just in case.

So, I'm sure that clarifies things not at all.

 

Trying to figure out why I tried to answer a question I clearly wasn't fucking qualified for. Was it my Y chromosome, or the joint I just hit?

 

Because mansplainin'

 

A man can't mansplain another man! That's like meeting up at 1st and 1st.

 

conversational equivalent of dividing by zero?

 

Haven't you been to NYC?

 

Hahaha I really couldn't possibly think of a funnier way to put it than that.

 

That's just how new yorkers talk. It's real friendly like.

*assumes pretentious, professorial posture*
"You see, 'Neo', what girls from up there in 'Taxachussetts' may not know about..."

 

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