I reconnected with my kindergarten crush...

This girl took me to her house and got undressed to her knickers. I didn't know what to do. We were seven. I can't remember how I got home. It was miserable.

 

Quiet? How many have you met?, I have met a couple and I didn't find them quiet. They are usually talking to themselves. Rhetorical questions.

Anyways,little brother was sending gross texts about how he wanted a three way with me and his brother...yeah. Also,other graphic sexual texts. We are not really friends anymore. I don't think my ex even likes his own brother. *Younger* brother, he is almost 30 , lives with his mom and my ex lives with dad..

 

I have seriously considered making a dark comedy autobiographical comic book,based on my dysfunctional relationships.

 

I have an idea for an opener for some new stand up material.."Has anyone gone to their highschool reunions? Not me. The closest I've come to that is reconnecting with my kindergarten crush, 25 years later,and blowing him in a church parking lot" x_x

 

Well there was this one guy I worked with this year...he was an asshole and a schizophrenic. Even used his schizophrenia as a threat against me...like I was going to be intimidated by that. But still he was no worse than your average person. Almost everybody is a jerk in one way or another. It has nothing to do with schizophrenia. The people who have gotten on my nerves the worst in my life definitely weren't schizophrenic. Everybody always just tells me I'm really quiet.

 

I learned a new tongue move tonight.

 

C'mon, everyone knows the counter clockwise swirl.

 

I know right. But this was clockwise. With a little flick.