Stoned Ramblings

It's like the inside wants out!

Yeah, that... Welcome to the land of the "free".

 

my wheel bearing/hub was so bad it the outer casing had heated up and fused to the rest of the assembly/....my mechanic had to cut it off .....but all fixed up....next thing is i need the bushings replaced....the nylon is almost gone so i can feel the bumps.....


also first plant sexed.....its a boy...... ....hopefully he has 125 sisters

 

walking to get some beers and bump into this man in e-chair fishing.. so i hang for a minute and we catch a fish..
I stopped in eat and park to wash my hands carry on my journey to get my beers.
getting my beers I shared my video with my buddy at the beer store,, and he said.. "and thats why youre the mayor". made my day..

 

Wait, are you actually the mayor?

 

Corvettes are the kind of car that never has to do what the broucher says it can because the owner will never try. They will leave all the safety features on and maybe hit the gas at a stop light a few times a year. They have been known to be hard to handle for years but no one cares. It's a lot of HP but even for high HP cars they suck I think.

GM was in trouble a few years ago because their 100K sports car was over heating after a few laps an a track. The engineers never thought you would do that lol.

 

some shit went down a few weeks ago where I put the local politicians on blast on Twitter over the bridge .. some the local businesses have fun with me about it. Im well known to the area as a shit stirrer .. I am however a council member my neighborhood cause there is nobody here representing .. nothing but a bunch of slack jawed faggots. be surprised how quickly a cell phone video gets shit done asap.

 

I can agree. And it goes both ways. I loved that fucking movie.

 

Watching Predator with my missus, is pretty good too.

 

bout to be owning this epiphone . 300$ not bad,,

 

That is a lovely color

 

color sold me.

 

Had my first 100% Chinese conversation today. Lasted all of 10 seconds while buying a pack of smokes.

It went a little something like this...

Me: *Walks into store and looks for Marlboro Red's*
Still Me: *Cannot discern the Marlboro Red pack from the 100 other brands scattered in no particular order behind a foggy glass showcase*
Me: "This."
Old Lady: "This?"
Me: "Yes."
Old Lady: *Hands me pack of Marlboro Red's that are clearly from Vietnam*
Perplexed me (to self): How is this even humanly possible?
Me: "This no China. This Vietnam, yes?"
Old Lady (nonchalantly responds as if I weren't expecting to be praised for finally speaking Chinese): "Yes, yes. 18 RMB."
Me: "Ok, thank you."
Old Lady: "You're welcome."

The cigarettes were old and tasted like shit.

 

Hahahah

That's like when you're at the take away store you you're getting a corn dog and there's a good one and a shit one and you're thinking man I hope she dont give me the shit one, I'm gonna say something. She's reaching for the shit one. Fuck! Thank you.

 

good morning

 

just sent this to my weed supplier that I dont buy from

aurora mj

Stop sending me contest crap...you will NEVER see me with your corporate logo in my possession unless you pay me to advertise for you..my cost is 5ooo dollars to wear your lame logo on my gym bag....i’m sick ad in pain every fucking second of every fucking day and you think I should enter a contest?....



what idiot there thinks a weed logo is smart to drive around with?....dah



seven letters and means ‘’to travel’’

 

A hippy and his girlfriend sit down at table in a restaurant. The waiter asks him what he wants for a starter.

'I'll have the prawn cocktail. But not too much ketchup and not too much mayonnaise. Just right in the groove.'

For his main course he orders steak and fries, adding 'But not too rare and not too well done. Just right in the groove.'

Same thing for desert. He orders sticky toffee pudding and custard. 'But I want the custard not too hot and not too cold. Just right in the groove.'

The waiter goes into the kitchen to place the order with the chef. The chef says 'Fuck this guy. He can kiss my arse. Not on the left cheek and not on the right cheek. But right in the groove.'

 

groovy.......groovy never sounded cool to me when someone would say it....when you hear it in an old movie it sounds lame....and square lol

 

Groovy happened right after "keen" and before "tuff"