Random confessions

sorry, you're way too funny to ever get on there.

 

That sounds risky, Pete!

 

Argued with my wife today about wether or not her kissing this new boyfriend of hers while we're still married by law is technically cheating. Jesus I hate this shit.

 

Can't for the life of me figure why you'd allow yourself to be drawn in to such a pointless argument.

 

''Technically,'' but you're divorcing each other, so...

She sounds like a toxic ball of drama. I hope things get better soon for ya.

 

Whatever

I love the show. Plus, being on SNL has got to be the easiest job in the world right now. They don't even have to write jokes. They just recite actual headlines and Trump tweets

 

Well the answer to thar question depends on who you ask. Ask her it's cause I'm an asshole ask me it's cause I still love her & I'm having a hard time letting her go. Ask some people it's not cheating ask others it is.

 

You should audition. For real. You could use a lot of the sex section stuff from here for skit material, that would keep them laughing for days.

 

No wonder you been drinking a lot. Fucking shit situation you have there.

 

When relationships end, both people can share some blame. Please start working on yourself, your own self esteem, because it sounds like this relationship destroyed that.

 

I find a lot of that section to be obvious, and desperate, pathetic, and sad.

Doesn't make me laugh.

That being said...

"LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!"

Or, live from Hip Forums it's Tuesday night, I still need to clean up the kitchen. Same difference.

 

Hes gonna have a hard time doing that while his heart is still broken.

 

He'll bounce back

 

I would ignore her, and don't engage. That's what she wants. Drama. Attention. People like her...ugh. I've dated guys like her, and you have to go no contact. That's the only way to heal.

 

well yeah, i would take that job in a second. it would be pretty easy, and lots of fun, even if they don't give you any funny jokes to tell. i just haven't seen anything funny on there in 20+ years.

granted, i never watch it anymore, but still.

 

Totally agree... But he still loves her, sounds like. Makes no contact really tough.

But yeah fwiw I think you're right... She's poison.

 

We watch it every Sunday on Hulu. Kind and of our Sunday night ritual. Even bad episodes are saved by most cold openings and the Weekend Update

 

I did initiate the argument I think. All she did was tell me they'd kissed. Quite frankly it just pisses me off thinking about another man touching the woman I loved & went through so much shit with over the last 8 years.

 

@BeatinFeet69 why did she tell you they kissed?

 

That's when you have to choose no contact. No texting, no social media, no phone. Block her phone number. It isn't silent treatment to her, rather, it's to give him some space to heal. Otherwise, she'll just continue her head games, if he stays in contact. It's hard. When you're in love with a toxic person, it's very hard to break free. But, he'll get to the other side.