Stoned Ramblings

this new neighbour is driving me close to murder

 

Asshole family doctor trying to hold up my cannabis card.. I gave him the Trump effect. Youre Fired!

 

That moment when you overhear two coworkers gossiping about other coworkers.

 

Ahem.

I have a very important announcement to make.

Banana.

That is all.

goodnight.

 

Well, maybe you're chatting and something happens, and--

No! No! NO! Nothing happens!!

Well, I don't know about nothing.

Nothing happens? Why am I reading the thread?

Because it's on the internet.

Not yet.

 

I'm going to work today I hear there's 2 wood crates for me to pick up. I'm going to use them for fire wood. They are small than the one I use now, but deeper and two of them will fit more than my military crate. Then I will use the military crate to build my bar as it is perfect.

 

Firewood? It's almost June. How cold is it in the Mitten Forest?

 

I burn wood all year round ever since I got my fire drum. I love sitting out in the backyard even when warm on weekends with a fire burning. I don't go insane like burn a whole tree each time just enough for a couple of hours and not roaring, but I find it calming. We can sit out with no TV no phones just talking listening to music. We do a lot around it too like when the fire is going we brush the dog or file his nails, we do little arts and crafts things. I also like to cook on it too with old BBQ plates and grills. I'm always experimenting with wood and we have a dice game we play with plastic army men and we use a fence pailing on top and see who gets across the other side first before the fence falls in or your man melts lol. Small things.

 

officers log stardate 09/05/2018 tuesday !
women are all still in New York , Coping well still got seven clean pairs of underpants and half a case of Fosters
The main Woman Video Called me last night from Central park says " you and I will have to come next time" I said "I don't want to " Don't think that went down well , Forgot to ask what day they are back (will have to make that No 1 Question if she phones tonight )

 

Lol, Fosters.

The Australian beer you can't buy in Australia

 

he looks younger

obvious welfare collector just hangs around smoking dope all day and playing shitty music really loud while his filthy untied dog barks at anything and everything


guy who owns the place always finds tenants when he's drunk at the bar...i guess he hasnt learned his lesson yet (took him 3 years to get the place habitable after the last crazies)

 

Really? Is that true? That's their whole marketing campaign: "We're Australian but still basically Budweiser"

 

World’s biggest orgy to be attempted in Las Vegas

 

The fact that there is a class called "Consent 101" speaks volumes about our society.

 

12 noon and this jackass is outside with his barking dog smoking up and drinking beer

what a winner

 

I have a headache