Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

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    Im a go fishing now..
     
  2. mallyboppa

    mallyboppa Senior Member

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    Oh wow ! At work today one of the yarn Delivery drivers lorry broke down so he had to call rescue services then when they were loading it onto the breakdown lorry the rope snapped and the lorry rolled off and knocked over a street light :fearscream: It happened right outside our factory
     
  3. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Sounds like a Monty Python sketch...
     
  4. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Some dipshit is trying to outrun the cops in an RV
     
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    haha. some dip shit tried to over take me not knowing the right lane was the only right, the left lane must turn left. before he realized it he was over one those cement dividers on the road. he hit it kinda hard but didnt wreck.
     
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  6. SpacemanSpiff

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    you should get some dash cams...one for front and one for rear


    or some of the better ones just use one unit with small hidden rear cam as recorded on same card
     
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  7. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    A few months ago a couple of guys got into a fist fight on the freeway. They just pulled over and went at it. Someone filmed with with their phone or a dash cam and sent it to the news station. It was pretty hilarious.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    i seen a good road rage last week too

    one guy ran right up on the hood and did a 2 footer into the windshield ...as the guy floored it he did a total flip and landed on the road...

    i have no idea why it didnt make the news

    it was the same day the moose was walking down the turning lane on that same road a few hundred feet away
     
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  9. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Meanwhile that RV pursuit is still going on. It's been three hours. How is this guy out running highway patrol?

    Guess they are just gonna follow till he runs s out of gas. They think he has a kid with him so I guess that's why they are taking it easy. But still...can't get a few miles ahead of the guy and lay out some spike strips? Do cops have EMPs?
     
  10. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    Right out of a movie. Seems he actuly gets away. I'm sure there is DNA in the car though.

    It's not even a M series the fastest BMW's just general German speed.:grin:
     
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  12. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    This afternoon I got the privilege ;) to hear/learn that: I have been flipping out and yelling about nothing at The Mother (she's deaf so if you don't write down things one HAS to yell), I am an angry person - not all the time but MUCH of it. :rolleyes: I have a bad bad "tone" and attitude. :D There was some more stuff, but I forget as I thought that was enough to remember right then...especially since I was both shocked and didn't want to talk loud (I'm not supposed to speak above a certain volume, even outside in the country)...ALSO that my brother feels the same way (this came from whiny baby BIL). I just quietly said I had no idea they were perceiving all of that in me but that I certainly didn't remember having a fit at Mama and I don't feel angry. (What the actual hell?!)

    Then I go to see what my brother was doing, and I was quickly met (BEFORE I began to say anything!) with "I had to take a break...you just talk too much, all the time. ALL the time!!! So I'm taking a break...I just can't process all of it." This is the same ass that has the high IQ and is in Mensa...wth could I possibly be saying that he couldn't process??? So, I said nothing to that but "well, I appreciate your honesty" since he had a Nice TONE when he said it. lol Then, as I continued to remain quiet, aside from the appreciate your honesty statement, he begain talking in his barely audible tone, and all of this is happening outside. I just listened..

    and knew AND THANKED GOD THEY WERE LEAVING TODAY.

    The main thing I wanted to get accomplished while those assholes were visiting, was NOT handled/accomplished...and I was told (and I mean Strongly Told)...to just wait and see what answer we get on something. I'm not thinking anything will be accomplished unless I figure how to do it myself (or my special friend and I figure out how to do it)...and assholes across the US can just get informed when this happens.

    So..even though I KNOW my attitude was fine and my fucking tone was fine - I'm most probably experiencing problems with both right now...well I would be having a problem with my tone if there were a person to hear me. ha

    oh well...at least this is over for the year.
     
  13. Pete's Draggin'

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    I hear you pretty good Lynn.

    And

    Im always listening......

    well reading I guess is right way to put it
     
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  14. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    So Pete...do my damn tone and attitude need fixing? lol

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    I think by next year, I'm coming up with a NICE way to say in a NICE TONE that I am going to leave them with Mama each day, from when they arrive to when they leave...that way they can handle all of her many many MANY wants as they listen to her endlessly talking...and that way they won't have to listen to me and hear and be around my numerous faults and shortcomings.

    It'll be a win/win...they can see what I get to deal with as they have the RIGHT TONE and the RIGHT ATTITUDE in dealing with her.

    I get to go where my innumerable personality, talking and tone problems won't be so annoying! Amazingly enough there ARE people and places that don't consider me to be full of nothing but problems that need to be fixed. I believe I want to go there. :)
     
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  15. Pete's Draggin'

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    Lol. Not at all


    My tone that I have with my mother in law makes me leave the house. With her it seems reverse. Her hearing seems ok, but she yells so loud all the time. It will be 2am, wife is alseep, dogs are asleep and MIL is yelling/speaking/talking as if we're at a Def Leppard concert.

    I Ssshhh her and then she gets pissed and goes outside to smoke and slams the doors behind her. She yells at the dogs to go poopy, go poddie with 15 sec intervals.

    I apologize to the neighbors when i can. When she yells outside at 2am the neighbors bedrooms are facing the dog pen. Even though they are far enough a way... her blasting voice still carries.

    Only nice thing is that she keeps the coyotes away

    I'm in your corner Lynn.
     
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  16. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    LOL...... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
  17. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

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    Lynn
    I just read this in the other thread and suggested you take their yearly visits as your "time off". I really think you should. That is what I did the last couple years when my sister would come for her annual visit to Dad. They have no clue what your day to day is like.
     
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  18. tumbling.dice

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    "Let none find fault with others; let none see the omissions and commissions of others. But let one see one’s own acts, done and undone."

    "Whoever doesn’t flare up at someone who’s angry wins a battle hard to win."

    -The Buddha
     
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  20. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Oaths bound, ties knotted. I'm a wife and I have my own wifey. No stress it went so quick it felt like 5mins but was 15. I tried soak it all in, I missed some of the ceremony in a daze. I caught most of it. My sisters helped in the morning got my mind off things doing makeup and hair. We had an audience on a balcony, waving a rainbow flag at us. It rained right before, sun came through literally at the minute I said okay let go go go! I will message the PMs later. Really sweet and thank you. :) I don't know what to say it hasn't sunk in yet. :D

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