Women get back in the kitchen

Id suggest everyone learn how to do simple stuff in the kitchen. Boil an egg, scramble an egg, sear a steak. Just simple stuff like that. Youd be surprised how many people cant.

Gordon Ramsay uses scrambling eggs as a sort of litmus test to see if someone is a dumbass or not.

My friends sister called her because she was searing tomatoes and was freaking out because it was making a sizzling noise.

 

I dont use a kitchen, there is a monster in it.. but I do use the grill outside.

 

I find enlightenment in the kitchen. Food is life

But not because I'm a woman. Because I have taste buds and using them is one of life's greatest pleasures

 

And the quickest way to a man's heart! All the time while I was dating my wife, I did all the cooking, for like two years. Then she made the comment that she didn't like to cook, which I immediately translated to "shit, she's a bad cook."
Well, to my surprise, she was the exact opposite- she is a damn good cook!!!

 

I'm okay at cooking, getting better. I can make an amazing protein/veggie smoothie, does that count?

 

I’d count it! I appreciate a tasty smoothie!

 

Uhhh, hell no Deidre

 

Yay!

Boo!

 

Lmao!!!

 

What do you do if you catch a women outside the kitchen?
Shoot her she is trying to get away

 

That's a terrible joke! ^^

 

One similarity between cooking and yoga. They are both best when performed nude!

 

This is still going on?

I've been up since five. Got an alert on my phone of a high surf advisory. Been at the beach all day.

Saw these two dudes posturing, in as total pissing contest with each other: "Oh, I'm more badass than you! I'm better than you! You suck!" all that shit.

And while they were arguing with each other, I got more waves then both of them combined. I was just living life. We should all do that.

Machinist, brah, I disagree with you. Got nothing else to say on this matter. Life is too short and, lately, too good. May you all find the chillness you deserve.

Peace out homies

 

Just Started Another Day Here......Logged On To HF's And What Did I Find.....??? I Haven't

Laughed So Hard At This Early Hour For Ages......Even Skip Couldn't Resist Joining In......

And Now Forever More, Asmo Will Be Referred To As "Sheep Face"...LOL.

Thanks For The Laughs Peeps It's Been A Great Way To Start My Day....



Cheers Glen.

 

Agreed

 

She's smart, she knew if she told you straight away she was a good cook she would get stuck doing it all the time

I barely knew how to boil water when I met my boyfriend, he taught me how to cook and that was our thing early in our relationship, we would cook together. I ended up becoming a way better cook than him after a couple of years and now I do most of the cooking

 

Well, she's doing all the cooking now, except breakfast and grilling, which I'm all over that