Ain't Too Proud To Chat..

This is why I always shave my whole body before I go on a lengthy airplane ride.

 

you must e going back to woork soon?....do you deliver to stores?....place here where i can buy organic milk....first bottle is 7 dollars because 5 is a deposit on the ol fashioned thick glass milk bottle..ive been seriously thinking of going organic.i don't drink that much milk


they doing cling on song covers on my radio show this morning.....some lady has a cd out with all kinds of popular songs..it sounds horrible...it shocks me that cling on language is a ''thing''

 

daddy daycare when the kid was speaking klingon and only one person could understand him.

 

I'm knackered! Worked yesterday and today.

 

lmao..

 

That's funny..

 

I love when Spanish people say "no".. haha

 

i cant stand cars like that or the retards who think its cool



and to answer tumbling dices question from another thread ...its a combination of weird words...contact info that is actually a spam site and a reverse image search

 

Im going to get someth9ng like that on a car just to agitate the trailer trash neighbors .. that would probably sound horrifying to someone on crack and heroin ...

 

throw some rock salt on the crack neighbors steps and watch them pick each and every piece up and taste it

 

this is why they never salt their walk in the winter time ..

 

another good on is wrap up an 8ball sized stone in a plastic bag like the dealers do and start just tossing one over every day...photocopied hundreds also work...i love messing with people...as long as i don't get hurt...i mean as long as nobody gets hurt

 

I was chilling under the bridge fishing one time. Im looking at this stuff on the cement, looked like crack but I think its doughball or cheese from other fisherpeoples . be damned it wasnt crack street value at the time 50-80$ .. some dealer musta been making some moves under there and just dropped it .. or maybe crackhead themselves lost it, but im going with the dealer cause no crackhead loses crack if they did they would spend hours looking for it..

 

I had to send that to my mom.

 

Is she a horse rider too?

 

You high, that Mofo only got 4 fingers bruz

 

Yeah, she rides dressage